@NiveusLepus

I'm frontloading protein in the morning, it's making a lot of positive difference.

The letter “n.” If you remove “n” from window, you get widow. If you add “n” to the middle of door, you get donor.

Friday puzzle

Here’s a clever riddle: If you throw me out the window, you’ll leave a grieving wife. If you leave me in the middle of the door, you might just save a life.

What is the answer?

s:Morning Brew

@TheresaVermont

It's the reason for the expression on their faces, they all just looked around and collectively said,

F$ck

@YogaSteve

It's a good thing, I was getting ready to put on my arse-kicking boots...

@TheresaVermont

I'm going with the theory that these dudes were long jumping in Space and they overshot the landing strip.

Last night, Ohtani became the first MLB player to record 50 home runs and 50 stolen bases in a single season—no other player had posted more than 42 homers and 42 steals. The milestone was part of a mind-boggling 6–6, three-homer, two-steal, 10-RBI game for Ohtani that amounted to one of the greatest nights in sports history.

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S: Morning Brew

INCREDIBLE OHTANI

The MAN is a Walking Legend

GREATEST BASEBALL DAY SINCE 1901

Good morning. Ahead of this MLB season, the Los Angeles Dodgers signed superstar Shohei Ohtani to a record-setting $700 million contract. They might have underpaid.

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@AntonioBruno

Be careful...

He'll start doing DICTIM DICTUMS!

At the gym this morning a factoid came across TV.

It said baseball card pics are taken each spring, one in uniform & cap and one blank, in case the player gets traded...

Made me wonder why enterprising wedding photographers haven't thought of the same solution given the length of marriages these days.

ON this date in 1977 - The first of the "boat people" arrived in San Francisco from Southeast Asia under a new U.S. resettlement program...

Bun Man and Mr. Purple were among them; seems they got on a little boat in Vietnam--Had SS Minnow on the side and they thought it was a 3-hour tour,

(see how many people get that reference)

Bun and I were drivin' home from the gym this morning when Bun looked at some kids walkin' to school and said, "Dude, ya think there is a correlation between how fast students walk to school and school performance?"

What an interesting and perplexing question from my erudite little companion for a morning...

I could only reply, "Ya Think?"

Next time you see your kid lollygagging thru life, Kick their arse in gear...

Bun and I give permission...

I'm Mr. Purple and I support this message!

POSTED IN 2013...

ON this date in 1917 - Bun Man and Mr. Purple wait patiently w/ Poppy Madden for Elsie Cromwell Madden to deliver their son Kenneth C. Madden who would grow up to become the one of the first distinguished alumni from Shippensburg State College, a Brigadier General (ret) from the DEARNG, and one of the finest State School Superintendents in the history of Delaware.

Happy 96th birthday, Daddy. PS...

He's still doing yard work too.

@CriticalCupcake

Bargain Basement Lobotomies for MAGAts...

@yadayadayada

What is this World coming to when we can't generate sympathy for a one-dimensional actor and his self-made troubles?

I shudder at the thought...

Hehehe

AT TIMES, THE QUESTIONS DO RUN TOO DEEP

#pups4peace

Plato: There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep, for such a simple man
Ken-Dogger: Plato, dude, you're kinda heavy this AM my man...
Plato: Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned, I know it sounds absurd, please tell me who I am
Ken-Dogger: Dude, you're a pup becoming a dog
Plato: Whew, this thinkin' stuff is hard...

#pups4peace

Lady Day: Hey Dogger, you okay?
Ken-Dogger: Yes LD, but a little sad, My Dad would have been 107 today.
LD: He led an exceptional life…WWII vet, first college graduate in his family, and went on to be a big deal in Education.
KD: Yes, a stellar life…He accomplished much.
LD: What do you like to remember about him?
KD: His humanity…He never forgot how his struggle to succeed is everyman’s struggle.
LD: I hope I’m remembered for my dogmanity.
KD: You will be Lady, you will be.

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN

Your workout tallies always remind me of my 1K pushup days.

Used to do 50 pushups at a time and just crank 'em out.

At 74, they're now 10 at a time.

@Bix

DECENCY AND CIVILITY Bixie...

Hopefully, that carries the day...

It's what I've been harping on out here to peeps who are willing to listen.

You can't be DECENT or CIVIL if you support the GOP's ticket.

@MisterE

Thanks for the suggestions...Will pursue

Morning Brother