TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
WE NEED TO KEEP LOOPING SOME LESSONS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Cam, good morning.
Cam: Morning Bro, I was wondering about today’s lesson.
KD: Already, you’re worried about learning this early.
C: This home schooling now is intense, it doesn’t end, and these new teachers think everything is a lesson.
KD: It is Bro, we’re gonna learn about patience today.
C: Oh, a recurring lesson?
KD: Believe me bro, you don’t know the half of it...Stumps me.
THE RESCUE GAMES
Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Clyde
Clyde: Hey Bro, what up?
KD: I was just reading about retirement…it’s stressful for some.
C: Naw, it’s supposed to be relaxing.
KD: It can be…but there are financial, social and health stressors
C: So, what helps?
KD: Apparently, having a sense of purpose and keeping engaged.
C: Enter Golf…
KD: Bingo…Enter Golf
TODAY'S FORECAST...SPOTTY
A Painter's lament...puppies on the dropcloth
Hope you have a spotted kinda day....
MAN MOANS AND PAINS...THEY CAN BE OVER THE TOP
Morning,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Snavely
Snavely: Bro, you okay? No coffee?
KD: Can’t, having some dental surgery today.
S: Oh, ouch…
KD: I’ll have pain afterward, but it’s what you do to get healthy.
S: Hope it’s not much pain…
KD: I’ve been practicing my moans, want to hear?
S: Noooo, I remember ‘em from the last time…
KD: Over the top?
S: Dude, you don’t know.
Given my #pups4peace movement, I'm starting to think the trouble with America is...
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PUPPY PETTING STATIONS!
WHAT WAS I SAYING ABOUT INTUITION EARLIER?
Ken-Dogger: Morning Bling and Ling, you guys fighting?
Ling: Dude, we’re just playing…
Bling: Yes and women only love you when you’re playing…
KD: We need more playing now…
L: We’re trying, but could you talk with Bling, she keeps wanting to lie on her back.
KD: Not sure you’re ready for that lesson Ling.
B: I’ll know when he’s ready…
KD: Ah yes, the Ladies usually DO know before we do.
Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout...
What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Scottish Terrier pups for ya today...
ALTERING THE VIEW
Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, what ya doing?
Rex: We're doing some experimenting...
KD: Experimenting, tell me more...
Tex: Well, we were discussing perspective last evening around the fire
R: Yea, we thought what would cause one's perspective to change?
T: And we found that when you alter your view, your perspective changes...
KD: Damn, I believe you're on to something...
T&R: We think so...
SCROTUS KEEPS HANGIN' BACK
Ken-Dogger: Wonder where the guys are this morning?
Flotus: Shh, he hasn't seen us
Scotus: Wow, we are prepped for the stealth attack
Potus: Yep, gonna be epic, Scrotus get up here
Scrotus: I want no part of this
Flotus: Okay, I'll distract KD while you two go for the cookies...
Scotus: If we get into a legal matter, I got you covered
Potus: I'll simply deny it
Scrotus: You see why I'm hangin' back...
Ken-Dogger: Morning Rona, you howling this morning?
Rona: I am Bro, not happy…
KD: What gives Rona? You’re usually quite the spirit in the AM.
R: Bro, it’s my name, this Corona stuff goin’ ‘round, and some peeps just call it the RONA. It ain’t right Bro.
KD: Lot of things ain’t right right now, what would you have me do?
R: Tell ‘em to stop, it’s hurtful.
KD: We’ve got bigger fish to fry right now Rona, how ‘bout we deal with that first.
R: They got to you didn’t they?
Morn,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Clarice
Clarice: Hey Bro…These deals are going sour
KD: What deals?
C: Well, Foxconn now…Come in like gangbusters and leave like wimps.
KD: Project has been scaled back to 10% of proposal.
C: But the Locals did all this improvement costing millions.
KD: Most pols are still MALE, so it’s always about the launch, never about the sustainment.
C: Which leaves We Peeps to deal with the aftermath.
KD: Same pols keep getting elected, again, herald the launch.
TRENDLINES
Morning,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Roscoe, some baseball last night huh?
Roscoe: Eh, I was struck by something different.
KD: Okay, I’m waiting…what?
R: Well, they were talking about low batting averages, and then the dude said, we’re 16 games in…To a 162-game season.
KD: Yes, about a 10th in…
R: And peeps are already screaming about teams or players underwhelming.
KD: Peeps always look for trends
R: Peeps need to extend their trendlines…We’re making mountains out of molehills.
After the 2019 Sri Lanka Bombing...
Ken-Dogger: Hey Sal, you're looking a little freaked this morning.
Sal: Well KD, yesterday was a scary day..
KD: Oh, you mean with all the bombings in Sri Lanka?
S: Yes Dude, just sad how much people seek to destroy...
KD: Well, when you have leaders stoking fears and falsehoods, you're gonna get destruction...
S: And further away from a path forward.
KD: Right you are Sal, right you are...
PAYBACKS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Fernando...oops, didn't realize you were still sleepin'....
Fernando: What Dude, I'm up now...
KD: Buddy, just wanted to tell you, it's raining outside now, can't take you out...
F: KD, not cool dude, not cool...
KD: Sometimes my exuberance gets the better of me...
F: I'm steppin' in places he won't want me to later...
BONDING
Ken-Dogger: Morning Shady, what up?
Shady: Dude, don’t you remember, it’s 4/20/2020…It’s magical.
KD: Oh, you mean this 420 number is magical for stoners…
S: Yep, where are the Waldos, those kids from San Rafael who met at 4:20 under the Louis Pasteur statue.
KD: Wow, important to have stuff to bond over, don’t you think?
S: It is Bro, life is about finding bonds isn’t it?
KD: So I’m told bro, so I’m told.
HOW US JUSTICE WORKS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Bernie, what you lookin' for?
Bernie: Dude, the redacted Mueller Report...
KD: Don't think you'll find it there, it's getting released today, and I don't think you'll see that much print.
B: You mean, there's gonna be a lot of cross outs
KD: Apparently, in Today's America, you get to choose which crimes get exposed...
B: Wow, that happens for everyone?
KD: No, just the rich and powerful few...it's what we call an Oligarchic Democracy
STILL IN SEARCH OF...
Ken-Dogger: Morning Chewy, you all hunkered down this morning?
Chewy: Yep, too many arrows slinging…
KD: Meaning?
C: Peeps screaming on the right, peeps screaming on the left…It’s nasty
KD: Crises bring out the best and the worst in peeps.
C: So I’m going to hunker for a while.
KD: You may have that luxury, our Leaders don’t…We need careful, controlled action now.
C: Careful, controlled action? I’m gonna be hunkered down for a while aren’t I?
KD: Yep
Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Clyde what’s your glide?
Clyde: I was just thinking about the women in Afghanistan.
KD: Oh, you mean Biden’s pullout and the effect?
C: Yep, gains of the last 20 years may be lost. So sad…
KD: What is sad is the subjugation, the ‘lording’ of one person over another.
C: What is so threatening about women?
KD: I’m not sure it’s the women, I think it’s more the fleeting stability of power.
C: Does seem like Power crushes…
KD: If you let it…
OVER TWO YEARS NOW...
Morning Integrators,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Clyde, what’s up with the world?
Clyde: Dude, more purging…Putin seems to have less peeps around him.
KD: They are just reporting battle results.
C: Well, it seems bad news doesn’t bode well in dictatorships.
KD: You know, it doesn’t bode well in democracies either.
C: It’s just crazy how one man can destroy a country’s standing in the world.
KD: Yes, isn’t it.
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017