CAMPER'S CODE

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Ken-Dogger: Dixiee, we're going camping...
Dixiee: I'm tryin' to contain my excitement
KD: You enjoying the ride Baby Girl?
D: I sure am dude, but ya know what I'm enjoying more?
KD: No, what pray tell...
D: It's the camper's code
KD: The what?
D: Camper's code--What you carry in, you carry out...Happy Trails to You until we camp again

IN SPITE OF FORCES WORKING AGAINST US, WE ARE FAMILY

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Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, you look so cute there...One of you looks a little different.
Chief: Oh, the one in the middle, she's our sister.
KD: Sister from another mother?
Chief: Naw, sometimes the same mother can produce oddly different kids.
KD: Go on...
Chief: Siouxee may look different, but she's our sister, we're family, that's all that matters.

FIGURING THE FIGURIN'

Morning Cyclers,

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Ken-Dogger: Hey Dash, you gonna catch ‘em all?
Dash: If I can…
KD: Next to impossible Dasher…
D: What’s goin’ on?
KD: It’s Fall, leaves fall, it’s the tree’s cycle.
D: Do I have a cycle?
KD: We all do, we’re all tryin’ to figure out where we are in it.
D: Well, let’s get to figurin’…

CHECK THE ATTITUDE AT THE DOOR

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Bowser: Christian, you all ready for your job interview?
Christian: Yep, got my practice all down.
B: Christian, what practice is that?
C: Well, last week I saw this dude on the telly and in his job interview, he was yelling and calling peeps out, thought it was the new interview strategy.
B: Dude, are you white and privileged?
C: Nope...
B: Lose the attitude...

SOME OF US DO CUTE ALL DAY LONG!

Good morning, Peeps,

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Ken-Dogger: Okay, right there Bella
Bella: Sheesh
KD: Hold that pose
B: Alright, already
KD: Almost there
B: That’s it, I’m done…
KD: Aww, that was such a cute pose.
B: Dude, stick around, I’m doing cute all day long.

LET'S STAY TOGETHER, COME ON, COME ON, LET'S STAY TOGETHER...NOW, NOW PEOPLE

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Ken-Dogger: Look at these pups, I don't know which one to choose.
Kennel Owner: It's really not a hard choice, take both.
KD: Dude, not sure I want or can handle two.
KO: Well, if you want pups from me, you take both or none at all. These pups are family to me, they're not AMERICAN IMMIGRANTS.
KD: I'll take 'em, I support families staying together.

I BEWEAVE I CAN FWY

Morning Nauts,

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Ken-Dogger: Morning Guys
Lady: Shhh, I’m at a critical point with Floofy.
KD: Huh?
L: She’s worried about her dreams, they’re slippin’ away.
KD: Langston Hughes once said “Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.”
L: With all this extinction, I’m worried about my ability to fly.
KD: We all need to rekindle those dreams, and let the slippin’ stop.
L: Well then, I believe I can fly…I'm touchin' the sky.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP KNOWS NO BOUNDS

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Ken-Dogger: Chuckles, who's your buddy?
Chuckles: People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, he's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
KDr: Chuck, you DO realize he's a cat.
Chuckles: People let me tell you bout my best friend, he's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.
KD: Friendship knows no bounds does it buddy?
Chuckles: Just need to be real, just need to be real, dude...

(Homage to Nilsson)

PIECING TOGETHER RESPONSIBLE LIBERATION

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Ken-Dogger: Morning…Fifi would you leave Jirrard alone.
Jirrard: I beg your pardon
KD: Well, I just thought she was being a little aggressive.
J: Did I look like I needed help?
Fifi: Oui, did he look like he needed help?
KD: Whoa, you two…So you’re gonna do what you’re gonna do?
J&F: Heck yes…Liberated.
KD: Liberated? There’s more to it than just doing what you want. Guess you’re more human than I thought.

JUST FOR THE ACCEPTANCE

Morning Lovers and Dogs,

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Ken-Dogger: Hey Mooch
Mooch: Did you see? Did you see who moved in?
KD: No, I didn’t.
M: Well, young couple with the cutest little white poodle.
KD: Wow
M: Would you help me spruce up a little, got some courting to do.
KD: But she’s white, and she’s a different breed, won’t that be a problem?
M: Nope, Dogs don’t do color, we aren’t parochial on breeds, we just LOVE.
KD: Oh, to live in a Dog’s World.

IT'S ABOUT THE GRIND

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Ken-Dogger: Why the look, Smalls?
Smalls: Dude, what’s a daily challenge?
KD: Depends, if it’s a card game, you try to win; if a task, you try to accomplish it.
S: Wow, I see you do your solitaire challenge…just wondering.
KD: Oh, are you going to set yourself up for challenges?
S: Yep, I’m motivated…Today’s challenge is only sleeping 20 hours of the day.
KD: Getting ready to take it on?
S: Boy, I’m gonna keep grinding.

Morning,

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Ken-Dogger: Hey Chilly
Chilly: Pray tell, what is this, with the hand?
KD: We’re learning hand signals, this means stop.
C: Oh, it does, how cute, and what is supposed to happen?
KD: When I raise my hand, you stop.
C: REALLY, how cute, and are there examples where this works?
KD: Not currently, nobody stops anymore, they just drive forward.
C: Works for me…But if we all drive forward, won’t there be crashes?
KD: They will come, Chilly, trust me, they will come.

YA GOTTA KEEP MIXING IT UP

Morning Routine Peeps,

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Ken-Dogger: Hey Brutus
Brutus: Ah, Dogger, a little help…I’m not that big.
KD: Maybe not in size, but in heart, you’re big.
B: You ready to start the week?
Get your routines started?
KD: You makin’ fun of my routines?
B: Dude, you’re so predictable.
KD: Routines keep me regulated, what’s the issue?
B: Are your routines becoming routine?
KD: When they do, I mix ‘em up…routines should never become routine.

THERE ARE FORCES IN OUR WORLD BEYOND OUR CONTROL

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Roscoe: Okay Juul, watch how Buster stealthily goes up and gets us a cookie
Juul: And this is how we train?
Roscoe: Yep, this is Doggie training son
Juul: Would you look at that, Mommy liftin' Buster clean out of that area...And no cookie
Roscoe: I did NOT see that coming...important lesson - there are forces in the world beyond your control
Juul: Got it

IT'S FALL...SPECTATE THE SPECTACULAR

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Ken-Dogger: Morning Chelsea…
Chelsea: Hey Bro, look at me.
KD: You having fun rolling in the leaves?
C: It’s my fave Fall thing.
KD: Wondering what kind of change we’ll see this year in Utah?
C: Not sure, do you think it will be spectacular?
KD: Nature does spectacular all the time…We just don’t always see it.
C: Well then, I’m spectating the spectacular…

SOMETIMES, WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE DESERVING

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Spot: Since you went away I've been hanging around, I've been wondering why I'm feeling down
Dot: You went away, it should make me feel better, but I don't know, oh
Spot: How I'm gonna get through, baby, what have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this
Dot: How I'm gonna get through, baby, what have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this, how I'm gonna get through, baby

(Homage to Pet Shop Boys)

Morning Peeps,

BELIEVIN' THE SHITE THEY'RE FED

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Ken-Dogger: Morning Roscoe, what are you doing?
Roscoe: Staring at a horse…
KD: A horse? That doesn’t look like a horse.
R: What do you think it is?
KD: Looks like a tulip to me…
R: Huh, I’m saying it’s a Horse.
KD: Okay, but I think you’re mistaken.
R: Hey, if peeps can believe whatever the Hell they want to, so can I…
KD: And there you have it.

GREAT GOOGA MOOGA

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L'il Wayne: People all over the world are shouting end the war and the band played on.
Jazzy J: Round and round and around we go, where the world's headed nobody knows.
L'il Wayne: Great googa mooga, can't you hear me talkin' to you, just a ball of confusion that's what the world is today
Jazzy J: Let me hear you, let me hear you, let me hear you
Ball Of Confusion that's what the world is today

(Homage to Temptations)

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Ken-Dogger: Morning Cleo, what up?
Cleo: Looking up dangerous words…
KD: Really, what did you find?
C: Happened upon this one, FREEDOM…
KD: Oh yes, heard about it…
C: Is it the power or right to act, speak, or think as one wants without hindrance or restraint, or is it the power of self-determination attributed to the will; the quality of being independent of fate or necessity?
KD: It’s both, but seems it depends on where you live.
C: That’s why it’s dangerous, it’s not absolute.

SOMETIMES, YOU FIND YOU'RE COURTING A CAPITALIST

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Tate: You say you fear I'll change my mind, and I won't require you, never my love, never my love
Sade: You say that stuff now, but...
Tate: How can you think love will end, when I've asked you to spend your whole life, with me (with me, with me), never my love, never my love
Sade: Uh huh, I hear ya, spend the rest of my life huh, gotta ring?
Tate: I'm bleedin' my heart to a capitalist...sheesh

(Homage to The Association)