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Morning Peeps,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Hannibal, what up with you?

Hannibal: Dude, I’m a tad freaked

KD: What is it this time?

H: I can’t tell if I’m awake or a woke.

KD: Seems we’re getting some stuff confused. There’s a physical part (awake) and there’s a mental part (woke). You get it now?

H: So the physical part and the mental part are separate?

KD: No, they blend…it’s just the mental part scares the bejeezus out of some folks.

H: And Peeps love pouncing on fear.

MISUNDERSTANDING PATIENCE

Morning Active Peeps,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Melo, what up?
Melo: Dude, we’re training again today.
KD: Oh, that’s right, we get the gym back open today.
M: It’s been open, you haven’t been allowed.
KD: IKR, it killed me…Thinkin’ ‘bout the losses
M: Well, now, we can think of the gains…
KD: I gotta admit, I do love it.
M: Well, take it slow, you’re not 50 anymore.
KD: I never did understand patience…

IN HIS OWN WORDS

Ken-Dogger: Hey Max, what ya doing?

Max: I'm reading this report, I gotta write a summary

KD: I think a summary was already written, why don't you use it?

M: I think it has more meaning when it's in my own words

KD: That’s your justification...

M: Seems to carry the day these days

REMEMBERING @Wolvie, one of the early Nauts...

Ken-Dogger: Morning Beau…How you doing?
Beau: I’m sad Bro, because you’re sad.
KD: Well, lost a good friend yesterday, never met her but She was dear in her words and kindness online.
B: Wow, that’s odd…online kindness.

1/2

Morning, and Happy May Day,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Charlie, it’s the First of May…
Charlie: When I was small and Xmas trees were tall, we used to love...
KD: Wha…
C: Oh, Bro…old Bee Gees song…Now I am tall and Xmas trees are...
KD: Funny how that happens
C: Life keeps moving, doesn’t it?
KD: Do you think it’s gonna pass us by?
C: Only if we think we’re not moving too…
KD: Then we’re movin’ and groovin’ here, and you don’t ask the time of day.
C: But, you know what, our love will never die.

A SPECIAL PUPS FROM 2018

Chihuahua style

"We don't need no stinkin' badges, and we ain't paying for that freakin' wall either..."

PATIENCE...A VIRTUE WHICH ESCAPES ME

Ken-Dogger: Hey Cam, good morning.
Cam: Morning Bro, I was wondering about today’s lesson.
KD: Already, you’re worried about learning this early.
C: This home schooling now is intense, it doesn’t end, and these new teachers think everything is a lesson.
KD: It is Bro, we’re gonna learn about patience today.
C: Oh, a recurring lesson?
KD: Believe me bro, you don’t know the half of it...Stumps me.

PURSUING THE FINE LIFE

Morning Fine Lifers,

Ken-Dogger: What up Tmack?
Tmack: Dude, I’m livin’ the Fine Life.
KD: You are? So you’re making it easy.
T: Dude, you know it, and I’m taking it easy.
KD: Well, it certainly looks like you’re dressed for it.
T: Think the Bling is too much?
KD: Oh, didn’t notice the necklace…Nah, you got it.
T: There’s no better pursuit than the Fine Life Bro…
KD: Let’s get our Fine Life groove on then.

Morning Peeps,

Ken-Dogger: Morning Clyde

Clyde: Hey Bro, what up?

KD: I was just reading about retirement…it’s stressful for some.

C: Naw, it’s supposed to be relaxing.

KD: It can be…but there are financial, social and health stressors

C: So, what helps?

KD: Apparently, having a sense of purpose and keeping engaged.

C: Enter Golf…

KD: Bingo…Enter Golf

PRECIOUS

A Painter's lament...puppies on the dropcloth

Hope you have a spotted kinda day....

GENTLEMEN, MAKE YOUR MOANS COUNT...SHEESH

Ken-Dogger: Morning Snavely
Snavely: Bro, you okay? No coffee?
KD: Can’t, having some dental surgery today.
S: Oh, ouch…
KD: I’ll have pain afterward, but it’s what you do to get healthy.
S: Hope it’s not much pain…
KD: I’ve been practicing my moans, want to hear?
S: Noooo, I remember ‘em from the last time…
KD: Over the top?
S: Dude, you don’t know.

April 26th is my parents' anniversary...I posted this in 2019 on their 77th aniversary

Ken-Dogger: Hey Dixiee, you're lookin' chipper this morning.
Dixiee: It's a special day in the family Dude...
KD: A special day, like a celebration or something?
D: Bro, you know it...it's about your parents you know
KD: Oh, you mean my 101yo Dad and my 96yo Mom have been married 77 years today?
D: Dude, you know it, since April 26th, 1942...
KD: WE ARE BLESSED

IT'S THEIR INTUITION

Ken-Dogger: Morning Bling and Ling, you guys fighting?
Ling: Dude, we’re just playing…
Bling: Yes and women only love you when you’re playing…
KD: We need more playing now…
L: We’re trying, but could you talk with Bling, she keeps wanting to lie on her back.
KD: Not sure you’re ready for that lesson Ling.
B: I’ll know when he’s ready…
KD: Ah yes, the Ladies usually DO know before we do.

PERSPECTIVE...It CAN change

Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, what ya doing?
Rex: We're doing some experimenting...
KD: Experimenting, tell me more...
Tex: Well, we were discussing perspective last evening around the fire
R: Yea, we thought what would cause one's perspective to change?
T: And we found that when you alter your view, your perspective changes...
KD: Damn, I believe you're on to something...
T&R: We think so...

A Story of POTUS, FLOTUS, and SCROTUS

Ken-Dogger: Wonder where the guys are this morning?
Flotus: Shh, he hasn't seen us
Scotus: Wow, we are prepped for the stealth attack
Potus: Yep, gonna be epic, Scrotus get up here
Scrotus: I want no part of this
Flotus: Okay, I'll distract KD while you two go for the cookies...
Scotus: If we get into a legal matter, I got you covered
Potus: I'll simply deny it
Scrotus: You see why I'm hangin' back...

A PM

Ken-Dogger: Morning Rona, you howling this morning?
Rona: I am Bro, not happy…
KD: What gives Rona? You’re usually quite the spirit in the AM.
R: Bro, it’s my name, this Corona stuff goin’ ‘round, and some peeps just call it the RONA. It ain’t right Bro.
KD: Lot of things ain’t right right now, what would you have me do?
R: Tell ‘em to stop, it’s hurtful.
KD: We’ve got bigger fish to fry right now Rona, how ‘bout we deal with that first.
R: They got to you didn’t they?

Morning,

Ken-Dogger: Morning Clarice
Clarice: Hey Bro…These deals are going sour
KD: What deals?
C: Well, Foxconn now…Come in like gangbusters and leave like wimps.
KD: Project has been scaled back to 10% of proposal.
C: But the Locals did all this improvement costing millions.
KD: Most pols are still MALE, so it’s always about the launch, never about the sustainment.
C: Which leaves We Peeps to deal with the aftermath.
KD: Same pols keep getting elected, again, herald the launch.

FROM 2019

Ken-Dogger: Hey Sal, you're looking a little freaked this morning.
Sal: Well KD, yesterday was a scary day..
KD: Oh, you mean with all the bombings in Sri Lanka?
S: Yes Dude, just sad how much people seek to destroy...
KD: Well, when you have leaders stoking fears and falsehoods, you're gonna get destruction...
S: And further away from a path forward.
KD: Right you are Sal, right you are...

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