LIMITS???
Ken-Dogger: Morning Boris, I see you’re ready to help.
Boris: We entered a new zone yesterday.
KD: A new Zone?
B: Dude, you put together that equipment base all by yourself.
KD: After the NordicTrack, I didn’t have the heart to ask the Mikster for assistance.
B: …and She wasn’t coming out to help anyway.
KD: Yes, well that…And I’m seeing some limits to my learned helplessness.
B: Good thing you picked the easier task.
KD: Dude, balance in all things…balance in all things.
SEASON OF LOVE?
Morning Colorful Ones,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Wally
Wally: Get down on it, if you really feel it
KD: Wha…Kool & The Gang this morning
W: Dude, tryin’ to get my groove on…It’s the season for Procreation.
KD: Well, damn, let’s get down on it then.
W: If you want me off this wall, I need more color. I gotta stand out.
KD: We could all use some more color in our lives.
W: And dancin’, we need more dancin’…Groove is comin’.
KD: Groove on Wally, let the season flourish.
THEY ALWAYS WANT THE INTUITIVE ONES
Scruffy: Lean on me, when you're not strong, And I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on...
Muffy: For it won't be long, Till I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on...
Scruffy: Please swallow your pride, If I have things you need to borrow, For no one can fill those of your needs, That you don't let show
Muffy: Dude, I thought you were more intuitive...
Ken-Dogger: Hey PeeWee, morning…
PeeWee: Hey Bro, I’m sad.
KD: I get sad sometimes too, what’s up?
PW: I’m sad peeps want to rewrite their own history.
KD: Yep, some just want to make their lives into what it’s not.
PW: How you live your life, that’s your record.
KD: True, the daily little tasks become your life.
PW: So you can do them well, or you can do them poorly.
KD: Peeps know what you do, how you did it, and what it meant.
PW: Revising intent is a loser’s game…why I’m sad.
Morning Peeps,
AFTER THE LYING STARTS
Ken-Dogger: What ya doing Petra?
Petra: Reviewing my options
KD: Options?
P: Dude, I need a new line of work.
KD: What’s wrong with your current one?
P: I keep having to tell the truth and fix stuff, I need to see my counselor.
KD: Not really sure there is work where you don’t have to tell the truth or fix problems.
P: Is too, Counselor said it is what politicians do, I only need to get elected.
KD: That’s when the lying starts.
Abstract artist Tyler Foust is known for his intricate line drawings formed from one continuous, non-intersecting line. A quote on his website even dubs him “Reddit’s most upvoted artist,” and it’s not hard to see why. “Lines direct eyes and can create some interesting illusions,” Foust tells My Modern Met.
https://mymodernmet.com/tyler-foust-continuous-line-drawings/
AFTER THE DNC, FEELING A LITTLE SPIRITUAL
Ken-Dogger: Can’t wait to hear this, you guys practicing?
Guys: Yep, listen… “Oh Happy Day (oh happy day)
KD: Wow, guys into spirituals this morning…
Lead Singer Dog: Yes, but the lyrics bog us down.
KD: It’s not the words that matter, it’s the feelings you get…
Pip Dog #1: You mean when he washed?
KD: When he washed, I thought it was when Jesus walked?
LSD: Dude, stick with the feelings…it washes the sins away.
It's not #caturday, soooooo...
DOG PICS COMING UP
https://www.boredpanda.com/international-dog-photography-awards-2024/
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PRICE CONTROLS...this will be the new GOP counterstrategy against Kamala's economic plans
“‘It’s the economy, stupid!’ The monstrous creation called ‘Bidenomics’ is the real issue in this election. It’s resting peacefully at the bottom of the sea, but it’s not too late to shuffle those deck chairs! It's called price controls!.”-DW
Cartoon by Dick Wright for Counterpoint
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