THE USUAL SUSPECTS...
"I'm just gonna lay here and snicker. Why is that you might ask? Well, in the morning, right before my owner peeps awaken, I like to let out a 'smellie'...
They always accuse the other on this one, makes me smile..."
KISSING TRUCKS??
Morning Kissers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Scruff
Scruff: Morning, where is that truck?
KD: Huh, what are you up to now?
S: I’m looking for that International truck.
KD: and why, pray tell?
S: Bro, it’s International Kissing Day.
KD: Scruff, I think that means global kissing, not a truck per se.
S: Sheesh, what is it with messaging…Even special days now are unclear.
KD: Pretty sure we’re not doing a day for kissing trucks.
S: Really sure?
KD: Not yet anyway…
Morning Snuffers,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Prince
Prince: Hey Dogger, I’m just hangin’…
KD: Wanna go to the park?
P: Okay, but it is not as fun as it used to be. No one talks anymore.
KD: I know, it was nice when you could go and walk and just have random convos.
P: It’s getting to the point where saying hi is toxic.
KD: Everything does not have to be inflamed.
P: But a lot of peeps in the US are living off the inflammation.
KD: Then we’re gonna be snuffers and wipe it out.
SPREAD 'EM OUT
"Ma, I get this whole acculturation thing and this puppy training, I think I now understand why holidays are spread out."
"Ma, how are we doing on seltzer water?"
There ARE Many...
Morning Seekers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Melo what’s up?
Melo: They call me Melo Yellow, quite rightly
KD: A little Donovan this morning…
M: Blasting out my pipes yo…And what is an Electrical Banana?
KD: It blasts out pipes too…
M: Wha?
KD: Apparently, this was a reference for a vibrator.
M: A what?
KD: A pleasure tool…
M: I thought I was a pleasure tool.
KD: There are many…
From 2020...WE STILL NEED AN INTERDEPENDENCE DAY
Ken-Dogger: Morning Cleo, all ready for Independence Day?
Cleo: You know it Bro, the parade, the picnic, the celebrations, the fireworks…
KD: But they have all been cancelled.
C: Wha? You mean peeps can’t get together?
KD: Yep, seems Americans don’t like following rules anymore.
C: Oh, the Freedom without Responsibility Movement continues…
KD: Yes, it does, maybe we should have called this INTERDEPENDENCE DAY.
JUST KEEP STROKIN' IT...
In times like we are now experiencing daily in America, we all just need a hug and some strokin'...
I'm strokin' to the right, I'm strokin' to the left, I'm strokin' to the one I love the best...
I'm strokin'...
SCOTUS KILLING DEMOCRACY WHILE LEGITIMIZING THE LUNATIC FRINGE
“The Supreme Court ruled that Trump is entitled to some immunity. ‘Some.’ What a dangerously vague word in a matter that could so greatly affect the nature of equality before the law, one of the fundamental pillars of democracy. Even more serious is that this comes from professionals in charge of one of the branches of the state who, through their own fanaticism, endanger the essence of that very state.”-PM
REMEMBERING WHEN WE LEANED ON EACH OTHER...FOR SUPPORT
Well, we all need someone we can lean on, and if you want it babe, well you can lean on me...
NEIGHBORS??
Ken-Dogger: Morning Max, you ready for a walk?
Max: Yes Dogger, see my neighborhood…
KD: It’s nice to check up on your neighbors, keep track of your surroundings.
M: Yep, and a lot more peeps home now.
KD: We’re retreating to safe spaces and places, our neighborhoods.
M: Will you all try this reopening thing again?
KD: Most definitely, but perhaps we’ll get it right when we treat everywhere as our neighborhood.
M: That’s cool, won’t you be my neighbor…
WORDS HAVE MEANINGS, SOMETIMES...MORE THAN ONE
"Dude, stop it, I'm your sister..."
"I know that, I was using you as a test strip..."
"A Test Strip?"
"Yes, Dad was watching this channel, por-something I think, and this dude had this exact signature move...He said, let's test this and strip...I was just shortenin' the process..."
Ken-Dogger: Morning Kevin, strike a pose.
Kevin: Just stop, you know what I’m doing.
KD: I think I do, but fill me in.
K: I’m waiting for my sustenance.
KD: Oh, you depend on me for sustenance, don’t you?
K: I do, it’s a complementary cycle, we need each other to make it.
KD: When I help you live, it helps me live, from the joy.
K: Not sure why helping joy doesn’t fill the world.
KD: Peeps think they can do it alone Kevin.
K: The world is nothing if it is not interdependent.
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277