The Species

SWINGUS VOTERUS

We know not what we do

Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout...

What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Scottish Terrier pups for ya today...

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HOLDIN', CARIN' AND LOVIN'

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Ken-Dogger: Guys, what are you doing? You've got a nice bed over there
Chet: Dude, we gotta look out for each other
KD: Why's that...
C: Yesterday, there were 5 of us, today 3...Tomorrow, I don't know
KD: But people come here, take you home and give you a great home with love
C: But I lose my family...
KD: Dude, most of the time, we're just pawns...
C: So I'm lovin' and holdin' on to my peeps

Bringing the MIL back home to St George

I swear there's a department in IKEA, a most well-respected department, where the Employee of the month gets to come up with make-believe Swedish names just to screw with Americans.

Luckovich with another update History Lesson on the USA

ALTERING THE VIEW

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Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, what ya doing?
Rex: We're doing some experimenting...
KD: Experimenting, tell me more...
Tex: Well, we were discussing perspective last evening around the fire
R: Yea, we thought what would cause one's perspective to change?
T: And we found that when you alter your view, your perspective changes...
KD: Damn, I believe you're on to something...
T&R: We think so...

WHY YOU GUYS HOLD YOUR THINGS?

Oh....I get it, worried about being inept there too.

The world is adorable as long as there are puppies...

MIC DROP

#minhowlkinmoments

SCROTUS KEEPS HANGIN' BACK

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Ken-Dogger: Wonder where the guys are this morning?
Flotus: Shh, he hasn't seen us
Scotus: Wow, we are prepped for the stealth attack
Potus: Yep, gonna be epic, Scrotus get up here
Scrotus: I want no part of this
Flotus: Okay, I'll distract KD while you two go for the cookies...
Scotus: If we get into a legal matter, I got you covered
Potus: I'll simply deny it
Scrotus: You see why I'm hangin' back...

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Ken-Dogger: Morning Rona, you howling this morning?
Rona: I am Bro, not happy…
KD: What gives Rona? You’re usually quite the spirit in the AM.
R: Bro, it’s my name, this Corona stuff goin’ ‘round, and some peeps just call it the RONA. It ain’t right Bro.
KD: Lot of things ain’t right right now, what would you have me do?
R: Tell ‘em to stop, it’s hurtful.
KD: We’ve got bigger fish to fry right now Rona, how ‘bout we deal with that first.
R: They got to you didn’t they?

Morn,

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Ken-Dogger: Morning Clarice
Clarice: Hey Bro…These deals are going sour
KD: What deals?
C: Well, Foxconn now…Come in like gangbusters and leave like wimps.
KD: Project has been scaled back to 10% of proposal.
C: But the Locals did all this improvement costing millions.
KD: Most pols are still MALE, so it’s always about the launch, never about the sustainment.
C: Which leaves We Peeps to deal with the aftermath.
KD: Same pols keep getting elected, again, herald the launch.

TRENDLINES

Morning,

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Ken-Dogger: Hey Roscoe, some baseball last night huh?
Roscoe: Eh, I was struck by something different.
KD: Okay, I’m waiting…what?
R: Well, they were talking about low batting averages, and then the dude said, we’re 16 games in…To a 162-game season.
KD: Yes, about a 10th in…
R: And peeps are already screaming about teams or players underwhelming.
KD: Peeps always look for trends
R: Peeps need to extend their trendlines…We’re making mountains out of molehills.

After the 2019 Sri Lanka Bombing...

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Ken-Dogger: Hey Sal, you're looking a little freaked this morning.
Sal: Well KD, yesterday was a scary day..
KD: Oh, you mean with all the bombings in Sri Lanka?
S: Yes Dude, just sad how much people seek to destroy...
KD: Well, when you have leaders stoking fears and falsehoods, you're gonna get destruction...
S: And further away from a path forward.
KD: Right you are Sal, right you are...

Morning Peeps,

Got a 0720 teetime this morning so not much from me today...

Celebrate EARTH DAY today...

Hey @Mandypar

Ukrainian hues this morning

While the world turns and burns, we continue the charade of life as normal...

BURNIN' DOWN THE HOUSE!

SIGNIFICANT GEOLOGICAL FIND...

GOP cave drawings (RECENTLY UPDATED)

THIS CAMPAIGN HELPED GET POT LEGAL IN THE US...(naw, just messin' with ya)

From 2017, We can't legalize pot, but we can get paint drunk...can't make this shit up!!

PAYBACKS

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Ken-Dogger: Hey Fernando...oops, didn't realize you were still sleepin'....
Fernando: What Dude, I'm up now...
KD: Buddy, just wanted to tell you, it's raining outside now, can't take you out...
F: KD, not cool dude, not cool...
KD: Sometimes my exuberance gets the better of me...
F: I'm steppin' in places he won't want me to later...