TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
MUSCLES SHOULDN'T HURT
Ken-Dogger: Hey Felix, why the look?
Felix: Practicing
KD: What?
F: Well, you know how so many peeps wake up aggrieved these days, just checkin’ it out.
KD: What do you think?
F: Bro, it’s a lot of work, just the muscles in my head alone hurt somethin’ awful.
KD: Maybe those muscles are being used for the wrong stuff.
F: I can tell you, I’m not using mine for that, got too much love in me.
KD: Well, let’s get it out, world needs it.
Morning Peeps,
Working at CCGC again this morning.
Enjoy your Sunday
Chip Bok thinks he's being cute here...Actually, Ford (while an egregious fella) made mass production possible and led us to prosperity. Biden (while nowhere near any egregious level) pushes electric to save the planet and us.
Both gents were about progress, not being tethered to the increasingly nonfunctional and unhealthy past.
GAMES MIRRORING LIFE...
Morning Uppers and Downers,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Duffy, what the…
Duffy: IKR, check out this swing.
KD: Oh, you think your swing beats mine.
D: Dude, I’ve seen you swing, you need to keep that arm in.
KD: I know, there’s a lot to remember, but I did get a birdie.
D: Saw that…You keep going, you’ll get there.
KD: It’s a lot of ups and downs…
D: Another game mirroring life.
KD: Like fetching, and sitting on command, and staying in one place...
B: Count me Good on the staying thingie, as you can see...
KD: You're in a basket which restricts your movement
B: Dude, I don't set the conditions, I just do the deed...
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PROFITS MORE THAN PEEPS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Satch, well, well, well…
Satch: Thanks, I look well don’t I?
KD: Looks like a whole lot of snatch there…
S: Wha…? Oh the money, right, I’ve cornered the poo bag market
KD: Wow, even you…You promoting scarcity then?
S: Yep, funny how it motivates peeps to buy
KD: Not really, it’s just people choosing profit over people, thought you might avoid it
S: Naw, I just want mine first
KD: Sadly, so do a lot of others
BEEN TELLIN' YA THIS, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WHOLE
Ken-Dogger: Hey Juno, what’s this?
Juno: 1 on 1 Bro, your ball.
KD: You’re challenging me? I’ve got skills…
J: Who you kiddin’, you’re a shrimp. Basketball is elevation.
KD: Oh, it is, then explain Spud Webb. Juno, it’s not how big you are, it’s how big you play.
J: Who said that, I know you’re not that profound.
KD: Charles Barkley, The Round Mound of Rebound.
J: He would…Your point?
KD: The whole is more than the sum of its parts.
OUR MOST BASIC LESSON...SHARING AND CARING
Morning Sharers,
Ken-Dogger: What’s up Flo and Jo?
Flo: I think I can safely speak for both of us, we’re a little freaked.
KD: Pourquoi?
Jo: Look at you all Frenchy this morning. Well, we saw you talking to that tree.
KD: Oh, you mean the Fig tree, it’s blooming. I was saying hello.
F: Are you nuts? Plants can’t talk.
KD: Ah, but they are part of our world, they are included.
J: Come on Flo, let’s get to sharing our world then.
IT'S ALL IN WHERE YOU FIND 'EM
Ken-Dogger: Hey there Willie, what cha doin?
Willie: Can't you see I'm digging?
KD: I can, but I'm wondering about the purpose of your digging...
W: Dude, it's a personnel search...
KD: Personnel search, how do you mean?
W: Well, the world is running out of useful politicians, thought I'd go searching for some more...
KD: But why in the ground?
W: Have you seen what they do? They have to come from the nether regions...
ROLL ON MORE HELPERS...ALWAYS NEEDED
Ken-Dogger: Hey Petie, you're up early...
Petie: Yea Dude, working on #pups4peace
KD: Wha...I do that
P: Come on, you know we're the inspiration
KD: You do have a point
P: May I help you?
KD: Yes you may, helping makes little work of big tasks
P: Yep, world needs more helpers, less conflicters...
KD: Yes we do, let's roll...
IT'S ALWAYS AN ACT OF BALANCING
Ken-Dogger: Hey Nellie, looks like you’re already moving this morning
Nellie: Well, it looked like you were going to stay in bed
KD: IKR, I am sleeping longer, but what are you doing?
N: Practicing my balancing, I see you working on it too
KD: Yes, a lot more to balance now in our lives
N: But it’s still the same act of balancing isn’t it?
KD: Yes, yes it is…
FOCUS ON THE LIVING THINGS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Tojo, you’re happy this morning.
Tojo: I am Bro, Mikster surprised you yesterday.
KD: Well yes she did, but that’s almost everyday.
T: Copped tickets for Tuacahn didn’t she?
KD: Yep, we’re going to see Starship tonight.
T: But Grace and Marty and Jorma aren’t with them anymore.
KD: Bands change, music lives on…That’s what matters.
T: Well then, we need to focus on the living things.
KD: We are, we’re just phasing it back.
STARDATE 3-27-21
First Concert attended Post-Pandemic
JEFFERSONS STARSHIP AT TUACAHN...Their first concert post-pandemic also
WE STILL AREN'T READY TO DEAL WITH IT
Morning Racers and Trainers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Pablo, what ya doing?
Pablo: I’m training for the race.
KD: Race? What Race?
P: Dude, all last week at those SCOTUS hearings, they kept dancing around RACE.
KD: I thought it was more about being soft on crime?
P: Naw, it was RACE.
KD: That’s not the kind of RACE you train for…It’s the kind you deal with…
P: When do we start dealing with it then?
KD: We don’t seem ready yet.
NBC begins regretting the dissolution of their Hiring Freeze
Rock bed in repose.
It's what they do, they just lay there...
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017