TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
And I live in and among peeps who truly think the only difference in the USA is people haven't taken advantage of the opportunities given to them.
Horse-freakin-shite!
BEWARE DOGGIE MIND CONTROL
Ken-Dogger: WHOA...
Link and Mink: (Staring)
KD: You two just gonna stare at me, you know I don't like that.
L&M: (staring)
KD: What? I'm getting up, just give me a chance...
L: See I told ya Mink, this mind control stuff works...
M: And you got the second kit free cause you paid separate shipping and handling...
L: Mink, I wanted to make sure it took...
KD: (hypnotically walking to get food)
REMEMBERING FETCHING THE MIKSTER
Ken-Dogger: Hey Stitch...
Stitch: Whoa, have you seen yourself this morning?
KD: Ah, NO...pretty shocking?
S: I'll say...
KD: Dude, you pick your missus up at 0010 and then drive two hours listening to LA stories...I'm tuckered out
S: Well bro, you better get it together, you got a physical this morning...
KD: Great, just great...Husbanding--stretching the limits of human endurance for those we love.
S: Dude, more coffee...
WHERE THERE'S A WILL V2...
Artist Turns Found Stones and Shells Into Beautiful Beach Installations
WHERE THERE'S A WILL...
Eco-Friendly Group Cleans up Beaches of Kenya and Turns Discarded Flip-Flops Into Colorful Works of Art
PREPAREDNESS
Ken-Dogger: Whoa there Shuffles, you ready for the day?
Shuffles: Yep, heard the weather's gonna be bad.
KD: That's what I hear, you're a little overdressed right now though.
S: Dude, you can never be too ready for the elements...
KD: Oh, you mean the weather, that's right buddy
S: Preparedness, the ultimate skill...
KD: You got me there Shuffles, you got me there.
Ken-Dogger: Hey Dixiee, it’s a special day
Dixiee: IKR, Mikster’s day, She’s…
KD: Are you mental, you never tell a woman’s age?
D: It’s a secret? It’s not like you can’t figure it out.
KD: I know, you just don’t do it.
D: So what are we doing for the Mikster?
KD: Wow, hadn’t thought of real special stuff, everyday is special.
D: We’re very blessed to have the Mikster aren’t we?
KD: You know it, she’s been our Shining Star…
D: Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be…
Morning Mates,
From now to August, she is only 15 years younger than me.
Ken-Dogger: Morning Noodles, it’s a special day
Noodles: IKR, it’s the Mikster’s Birthday, she’s…
KD: Hold it right there Bucko, she’s older
N: And wiser?
KD: She was already that and she endures…
N: She does that, so what are we doing?
KD: Art and Houses, two of her passions…
N: And let’s shower her with love…
KD: That’s right, she showers us daily.
N: Yep, HB 2 the Mikster.
When #45 was in his Nuclear Posturing Phase
Ken-Dogger: Dixiee, we're filling this out today
Dixiee: Why's that Bro?
KD: We're in a National Emergency, all Hell could break loose, need to keep track of you
D: Oh, the campaign promise?
KD: Yep, although not that one on the wall, the one on manufacturing
D: He's bringing back manufacturing
KD: Yep, peeps thought it would be factories, turns out it's manufactured crises...
D: Dude, keep him away from the nuclear codes...
WHEN THE DOGGER FASHIONED A BOOT
Ken-Dogger: Morning Rocco, why the look?
Rocco: What is that black thing on your foot?
KD: Oh that, it’s a boot, looks like the Dogger Man might have broken his toe/foot yesterday.
R: You don’t know? I think I’d know…
KD: No, I know…that’s what the throbbing reminds me it is…
R: Can I see the throbbing?
KD: No, but I can ensure you feel it…
R: I’ll pass bro…
IT AIN'T PRETTY WHEN THE PUPS AND I ARE LEFT TO OUR OWN DEVICES
Ken-Dogger: C'mon Butkus, we didn't party that hard...
Butkus: Speak for yourself Dude...
KD: The Mikster's only been gone 1 day, where's your hangin' stamina?
B: Dude, I am hangin'...ya can't see that bar I'm holding onto?
KD: Nope, can't say I can.
B: Well, it's there and I'm holdin' on by a sliver, but I'm losing...
KD: Thankfully, it's a short fall for ya...
B: Tell the Mikster to come home, I can't hang...
IN NEIGHBORHOODS, YOU B NEIGHBORS
Morning Neighbors,
Ken-Dogger: Something wrong Reggie?
Reggie: More stone? You got more stone?
KD: Yep, didn’t like the look of the black lava, it was more grey lava.
R: You said when we moved West, we would just play all day.
KD: IKR, I didn’t think there would be this much setup.
R: It looked okay before.
KD: We’re in a neighborhood, we want to be neighborly.
R: More stone is neighborly?
KD: Enhancing the community, that is what is neighborly.
WHEN YOU OPEN UP THE CAMPAIGN FLOOD GATES...
They all pounce, even the cartoonists...SHEESH, gonna be a long campaign season.
Morning Peeps,
I'm sad it's so easy to make fun of this hollow man...
His words always eat him.
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017