Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Keebler, what up?
Keebler: Dude, thinking ‘bout peregrinating…
KD: Come again?
K: Well, I’m tired of sitting around here, I want to travel, you know, wander from place to place.
KD: So, you want to migrate.
K: No Bro, I’m peregrinating…I’ll keep wandering.
KD: Keebler, maybe you’re on to something…Peregrinators are more accepted than Migrants, aren’t they?
K: Maybe we start to look at Migrants as still Wandering.
IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE FEATHERS AND WINGS
Ken-Dogger: Suzie, what the hell...
Suzie: What's VS?
KD: Well, it could be very special or very sincerely, give me a context.
S: Well, there's a website you have bookmarked, had girls and bras and panties on it.
KD: Oh, that's Victoria Secrets...
S: My, My...isn't it, thought I'd dress up today
KD: I'm on there for the feathers and wings
S: RIGHT....
Morning Peeps,
Looking for an Emotional Rescue
Ken-Dogger: Fifi, what ARE you doing?
Fifi: Working on my balance Bro.
KD: Um, why?
F: Well, they keep talking about living in balance on TV.
KD: I think they’re referring to emotional balance…
F: Emotional, not physical?
KD: Yep, centering yourself…When you do, the center holds.
F: You know what, this looks easier to do.
KD: Believe me, it is Fifi, it is.
KEEP WORKING THAT SMILE
Ken-Dogger: Hey Daisee, you got a big smile today...you gonna help Daddy work today?
Daisee: This looks like fun Daddy, how can I help?
KD: Go over there and start to push those leaves into this pile.
D: Dude, that looks a lot like work
KD: Yep, there's some
D: You see this smile, I'm a-workin' on this smile for a while, one task at a time...
IN THE FINAL COUNTDOWN, IT'S STILL JUST ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
Morning Resolvers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Little Bit, what’s up?
Little Bit: Bro, I think I may have a fever.
KD: Whoa, you sure?
LB: Well, I was hurling and then I was, well you know the other…it was bad.
KD: Well, we gotta get you better, you can’t hold a fever long.
LB: What you talkin’ ‘bout, peeps are in a fever pitch all the time now.
KD: That’s different…
LB: No, it isn’t…it all eats away at your health.
THIS IS FROM WHEN IT WAS JUST A DISPUTE, NOT AN INSURRECTION
Ken-Dogger: What’s up Felicity?
Felicity: What ‘s going on?
KD: Not sure what you mean?
F: The stall, we know the results, there’s been minute fraud noted, and yet we stall.
KD: Seems the other side has questions…
F: But why, they won races on the same ballot…
KD: Ah yes, but apparently not the right one, so they want a do-over
F: A Do-Over for the Comb-Over?
KD: Yep, all about vanity…
SOMETIMES, YOU JUST DON'T ASK...
Ken-Dogger: Whoa, Don’t even…
Chester: Don’t ask…
KD: Don’t tell…
Chester: We cool?
KD: We cool…
WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE MESHING
Ken-Dogger: Bowser, what the hell happened here?
Bowser: Sorry Dude, got a little carried away with the paint.
KD: I'll say, what were you thinkin'?
B: Well, I saw the election results and it said the Blue got Bluer and the Red got Redder.
KD: …And you were trying to show your colors?
B: No Dude, I am showing America, we aren't entirely blue or red, we mesh, or at least, we used to...
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277