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Morning Peeps,

WHEN WILL ALL OF US MEAN MORE?

Ken-Dogger: Morning Theodore, that’s a look…
Theodore: Hey Bro, just wondering about the climate.
KD: What exactly?
T: Well, we don’t seem to want to do anything about it.
KD: Mostly due to costs, the elite like their money.
T: Do they think they will avoid the devastation?
KD: I think so, mostly because they’ve avoided other devastation.
T: Will we turn things around?
KD: When ALL of us mean more than ANY of us, only then.

WE ALL NEED...THE HUMAN TOUCH

Morning Individuals,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Roxie
Roxie: Morning Dogger, a question…
KD: Okay…
R: Am I an individual or am I a group?
KD: You’re always an individual, but sometimes part of a group. Why do you ask?
R: Well, when I’m an individual, peeps take to me; when I’m in a group, trouble starts.
KD: The personal becomes impersonal…
R: So, we need more personal touch?
KD: Yes, the Hammer doesn’t seem to be working to bring peeps together.

CAMPER'S CODE

Ken-Dogger: Dixiee, we're going camping...
Dixiee: I'm tryin' to contain my excitement
KD: You enjoying the ride Baby Girl?
D: I sure am dude, but ya know what I'm enjoying more?
KD: No, what pray tell...
D: It's the camper's code
KD: The what?
D: Camper's code--What you carry in, you carry out...Happy Trails to You until we camp again

BEING FAMILY

Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, you look so cute there...One of you looks a little different.
Chief: Oh, the one in the middle, she's our sister.
KD: Sister from another mother?
Chief: Naw, sometimes the same mother can produce oddly different kids.
KD: Go on...
Chief: Siouxee may look different, but she's our sister, we're family, that's all that matters.

IT'S WHY WE LEARN FIGURIN' IN SCHOOL

Morning Cyclers,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Dash, you gonna catch ‘em all?
Dash: If I can…
KD: Next to impossible Dasher…
D: What’s goin’ on?
KD: It’s Fall, leaves fall, it’s the tree’s cycle.
D: Do I have a cycle?
KD: We all do, we’re all tryin’ to figure out where we are in it.
D: Well, let’s get to figurin’…

BEST TO LOSE THE ATTITUDE

Bowser: Christian, you all ready for your job interview?
Christian: Yep, got my practice all down.
B: Christian, what practice is that?
C: Well, last week I saw this dude on the telly and in his job interview, he was yelling and calling peeps out, thought it was the new interview strategy.
B: Dude, are you white and privileged?
C: Nope...
B: Lose the attitude...

BROTHERHOOD IS BROTHERHOOD

Ken-Dogger: Hey Hap, you’re looking chipper.
Hap: I’m Supreme my brother…
KD: You’re what?
H: I’m supreme, I have status, authority, mastery, control, power and sway.
KD: You do? So what?
H: Doesn’t it mean something?
KD: It means you think you’re better, but it’s a false status.
H: Why’s that?
KD: You’re forsaking the brotherhood of man…that’s why.
H: Does it matter I’m a dog?
KD: Nope, brotherhood is brotherhood.

SOME OF US DO CUTE ALL DAY LONG

Good morning Peeps,

Ken-Dogger: Okay, right there Bella
Bella: Sheesh
KD: Hold that pose
B: Alright, already
KD: Almost there
B: That’s it, I’m done…
KD: Aww, that was such a cute pose.
B: Dude, stick around, I’m doing cute all day long.

WE ARE KNOWN BY OUR ACTS

Ken-Dogger: Look at these pups, I don't know which one to choose.
Kennel Owner: It's really not a hard choice, take both.
KD: Dude, not sure I want or can handle two.
KO: Well, if you want pups from me, you take both or none at all. These pups are family to me, they're not AMERICAN IMMIGRANTS.
KD: I'll take 'em, I support families staying together.

Just remembering how glad I was that this was a ROAD SIGN from Delaware and not Utah...Not sure I would have passed that test.

Could it be Caution Avoid Shoulders, Anticipated Big Drop in Travel Lane

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