CHECK THE ATTITUDE AT THE DOOR

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Bowser: Christian, you all ready for your job interview?
Christian: Yep, got my practice all down.
B: Christian, what practice is that?
C: Well, last week I saw this dude on the telly and in his job interview, he was yelling and calling peeps out, thought it was the new interview strategy.
B: Dude, are you white and privileged?
C: Nope...
B: Lose the attitude...

SOME OF US DO CUTE ALL DAY LONG!

Good morning, Peeps,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Okay, right there Bella
Bella: Sheesh
KD: Hold that pose
B: Alright, already
KD: Almost there
B: That’s it, I’m done…
KD: Aww, that was such a cute pose.
B: Dude, stick around, I’m doing cute all day long.

Headed to the local DMV, can someone tell me just what kind of warning sign this is?

#thingsfoundonsideofroad

#mencanbecrafty

#whatkindofmobilepartywasthis

LET'S STAY TOGETHER, COME ON, COME ON, LET'S STAY TOGETHER...NOW, NOW PEOPLE

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Look at these pups, I don't know which one to choose.
Kennel Owner: It's really not a hard choice, take both.
KD: Dude, not sure I want or can handle two.
KO: Well, if you want pups from me, you take both or none at all. These pups are family to me, they're not AMERICAN IMMIGRANTS.
KD: I'll take 'em, I support families staying together.

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When my Daddy was 101, he received a Quilt of Valor from the Quilts of Valor Foundation.

In the process of finding my father, they also found my military service, so we both received Quilts that day.

I BEWEAVE I CAN FWY

Morning Nauts,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Morning Guys
Lady: Shhh, I’m at a critical point with Floofy.
KD: Huh?
L: She’s worried about her dreams, they’re slippin’ away.
KD: Langston Hughes once said “Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.”
L: With all this extinction, I’m worried about my ability to fly.
KD: We all need to rekindle those dreams, and let the slippin’ stop.
L: Well then, I believe I can fly…I'm touchin' the sky.

Dixiee always thought it was pretty cool how St George (Utah's Dixie) put her initial up on that ridge.

There are Trade-offs...
We live now at 3000 feet and the upper edge of the Mojave, so we don't get a lot of Fall. No problem, we drive an hour North to Cedar City, another 5 to 6 thousand feet, and we get Fall in Utah.

GOVERNING BY OBFUSCATION

TRUE FRIENDSHIP KNOWS NO BOUNDS

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Chuckles, who's your buddy?
Chuckles: People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, he's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
KDr: Chuck, you DO realize he's a cat.
Chuckles: People let me tell you bout my best friend, he's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.
KD: Friendship knows no bounds does it buddy?
Chuckles: Just need to be real, just need to be real, dude...

(Homage to Nilsson)

PIECING TOGETHER RESPONSIBLE LIBERATION

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Ken-Dogger: Morning…Fifi would you leave Jirrard alone.
Jirrard: I beg your pardon
KD: Well, I just thought she was being a little aggressive.
J: Did I look like I needed help?
Fifi: Oui, did he look like he needed help?
KD: Whoa, you two…So you’re gonna do what you’re gonna do?
J&F: Heck yes…Liberated.
KD: Liberated? There’s more to it than just doing what you want. Guess you’re more human than I thought.

JUST FOR THE ACCEPTANCE

Morning Lovers and Dogs,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Mooch
Mooch: Did you see? Did you see who moved in?
KD: No, I didn’t.
M: Well, young couple with the cutest little white poodle.
KD: Wow
M: Would you help me spruce up a little, got some courting to do.
KD: But she’s white, and she’s a different breed, won’t that be a problem?
M: Nope, Dogs don’t do color, we aren’t parochial on breeds, we just LOVE.
KD: Oh, to live in a Dog’s World.

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He said he would protect women; he meant your burial site.

IT'S ABOUT THE GRIND

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Why the look, Smalls?
Smalls: Dude, what’s a daily challenge?
KD: Depends, if it’s a card game, you try to win; if a task, you try to accomplish it.
S: Wow, I see you do your solitaire challenge…just wondering.
KD: Oh, are you going to set yourself up for challenges?
S: Yep, I’m motivated…Today’s challenge is only sleeping 20 hours of the day.
KD: Getting ready to take it on?
S: Boy, I’m gonna keep grinding.

Morning,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Chilly
Chilly: Pray tell, what is this, with the hand?
KD: We’re learning hand signals, this means stop.
C: Oh, it does, how cute, and what is supposed to happen?
KD: When I raise my hand, you stop.
C: REALLY, how cute, and are there examples where this works?
KD: Not currently, nobody stops anymore, they just drive forward.
C: Works for me…But if we all drive forward, won’t there be crashes?
KD: They will come, Chilly, trust me, they will come.

File Under:

REAL WORLD VOTING CONSEQUENCES

YA GOTTA KEEP MIXING IT UP

Morning Routine Peeps,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Brutus
Brutus: Ah, Dogger, a little help…I’m not that big.
KD: Maybe not in size, but in heart, you’re big.
B: You ready to start the week?
Get your routines started?
KD: You makin’ fun of my routines?
B: Dude, you’re so predictable.
KD: Routines keep me regulated, what’s the issue?
B: Are your routines becoming routine?
KD: When they do, I mix ‘em up…routines should never become routine.

THERE ARE FORCES IN OUR WORLD BEYOND OUR CONTROL

#pups4peace

Roscoe: Okay Juul, watch how Buster stealthily goes up and gets us a cookie
Juul: And this is how we train?
Roscoe: Yep, this is Doggie training son
Juul: Would you look at that, Mommy liftin' Buster clean out of that area...And no cookie
Roscoe: I did NOT see that coming...important lesson - there are forces in the world beyond your control
Juul: Got it