TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
WHY DON'T WE JUST GET FAMILIAR...AGAIN
Ken-Dogger: Willis, what the heck are you doing? You know that's a kitten right?
Willis: I do my good fellow, so?
KD: Well, you guys are supposed to be enemies, you're supposed to chase after each other and then hate each other.
Willis: That seems silly, we like playing with each other, have grown up that way...
KD: Funny how that happens, familiarity building love and community...
CHOOSE LOVE...FOR THE HEALTH OF IT.
Ken-Dogger: Morning Edgar
Edgar: Hey Bro, saw where another group got kicked off facebook.
KD: Yep, it’s happening to groups who spew hate.
E: It’s so easy to Love, why the hate?
KD: Peeps feel aggrieved, I get that…But hate never fills that hole.
E: What hole is that?
KD: That hole in their heart which never seems to get enough to cancel the hate.
E: So more hate and less love?
KD: If that’s the path you choose…
FINDING CONTROL
Ken-Dogger: Hey Django, why the look?
Django: Dude, you see the 2021 UN report…Irreversible was used.
KD: Come on…What’s to worry about, peeps will see the report and do something about it.
D: What planet do you live on?
KD: Earth still, what is left of it. Report said climate is out of control.
D: Wow, you think Climate saw human behavior and decided to match it?
KD: Somebody somewhere needs to find that ‘control’ switch again.
D: And put a ‘governor’ on it.
THE TICKETS' BEAUTY
SPEND CAPITAL TO IMPROVE LIVES
“The Trump campaign was already having a hard time figuring out how to run against a Black female cop. Now they have to figure out how to run against an affable happy warrior small-town gun-owning Christian football coach from the Heartland. Oh sure, he’s a liberal: a practical, improve-people’s-lives liberal; a clean-water, private-bedroom liberal. A middle America liberal.”-KA
Cartoon by Kirk Anderson
BEWARE THE MARIACHIS
Ken-Dogger: Killer, looks like the Bday party took its toll...
Killer: Dude, first, don't talk so loud...second, you KNOW what happens when I hear the mariachis...
KD: Killer, yes I do, I simply thought you had moved beyond this behavior
Killer: Somedays you meet the challenges head-on, somedays you slide...Does this look like head-on to you?
KD: Killer, I hear that...
PUT SOME WIGGLE IN YOUR SCHWIGGLE
Morning Self-Talkers and Moon-Walkers,
Ken-Dogger: Beau, Shuh, you need to quiet down.
Beau: Oh, sorry Dogger, I was doing my self-talk.
KD: Your self-talk?
B: Yes Bro, my affirmations, my strategies for the day…
KD: Wow, you’re planning? But you sleep most of the day.
B: Sleep is a planned event in my world.
KD: So, your whole day is planned?
B: Not entirely, I leave some wiggle for my schwiggle…
KD: I don’t even want to know…
Morning Peeps, HB2ME
Ken-Dogger: Hey Dusty
Dusty: Morning Bro, someone’s big day?
KD: Yep, 74 Big Ones, I seem to be makin’ it.
D: I like the way you’re workin’ it.
KD: We’ve landed in a great place, and we’re continuing to learn…we’re blessed.
D: It sure has been easy on me.
KD: Maybe that’s the key, Life – keep it easy while you tame the hard.
D: Just keep taking it easy on me.
KD: You got it Dusty.
When you have no clear principles, everything seems muddy.
When your prime guy is a muckin' mudder, stuff gets muddier.
It takes approximately 75-80 days for a banana to ripen for picking.
It must reach its market within two weeks to be marketable.
The Illustration below depicts the 12-hour cycle once bananas have been purchased and brought home.
Resorting to comments about his opponent's race and running away from a previously agreed-upon debate. The bully fears that he might not get away with it after all.”-PM
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Ken-Dogger: Hey Roscoe, what’s this…this pool of water?
Roscoe: Where?
KD: Right there, can’t you see it?
R: Oh, that?
KD: Yes that…
R: Dude, chill, it’s an ice cube.
KD: It’s no longer an ice cube, it has melted, you took it out of its protection.
R: Oh, that’s how that works…I was wondering why the ground seemed wetter.
KD: And it's gonna keep getting wetter if these global govts don't get their act together.
They're coming back to SLC in 2034, no time like the present to get ready...
Played Coyote Springs today outside Moapa, Nevada...
Rather, it played me...shot a 93
Ma: "What do ya think, Petie, you like momma giving you your bath instead of Daddy?"
Petie: "Ma, you see this eye?"
Ma: "Which one, you mean the left one, the one closed due to either water or soap or a combination of the two?"
Petie: "That would be the one I'm talking 'bout...Well, a little less soap and water and a lot more action"
Ma: "Goin' Toby Keith on me this morning ey…"
Petie: "Knew you'd get the subtlety..."
Ken-Dogger: "Benji, you ready for your walk? Looks like Mommy has you dapper today, dude."
Benji: "Say 1 more thing about this outfit and you're goin' down my brother..."
Ken-Dogger: "How's that leash feelin' little buddy?"
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017