WHY PUPS, YOU ASK...BECAUSE THEY ROCK OUR WORLD
You, you there...You can try to resist, go ahead, but you know, and I know it, you're gonna pick me up and I'm gonna rock your world.
That's the way...Of the World...
(Do you believe this guy, posting this on a #caturday)
FOR THE SANCTITY OF IT...
Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Butkus, we’re not in Vegas anymore, you can change.
Butkus: I kinda like the look.
KD: We didn’t party, but we did attend a really nice wedding.
B: What made it so nice?
KD: Well, Vegas weddings can be wild affairs, but the officiant made this special.
B: How so?
KD: He wove the history and institution of marriage into it.
B: And the sanctity?
KD: That too…
The scene opens with Ken-Dogger walking into the kitchen seeing this sight...
Ken-Dogger: "Mongo, what with the outfit dude?"
Mongo: "KD, I just get this swashbuckling thing down a little more and I'm takin' on the persona of BEAGLE ZORRO..."
Ken-Dogger: "Mongo, certainly appreciate the effort, what are you planning to do?"
Mongo: "Dude, I'm learning how to fight cause I'm takin' back this country from this degradation, and you peeps seem like lambs headed for the slaughter..."
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...and FLYING MACHINES
Ken-Dogger: "Rufus, what in the name of things held dear do you have on?"
Rufus: "Dude, it's my biker outfit. I see how those lasses look at you when you're on the Indian, I'm thinkin' I'll rock a sidecar..."
Ken-Dogger: "Rufus, you look like something out of a dystopian sci fi movie, it's a motorcycle, not a flyin' machine..."
Rufus: "Dude, I've seen the way you drive that thing, you make it a flyin' machine..."
Ken-Dogger: "True, Dude, very true..."
STUFF WORTH PROTECTING
Ken-Dogger: "Scooter, what's up with the suit?"
Scooter: "Dude, it's Monday, who do you think puts bread on the table round here?"
KD: "I told your Union guys to hold out for social security..."
Scooter: "KD, our Union guys got hung up on the social part, thought it was just about licking..."
KD: "Scooter, it's about NOT taking a lickin'...Big, big difference."
IT WILL NEVER GET US THROUGH...
Morning Money, more or less,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Doobie
Doobie: Did you see they have outbreaks at the Olympics
KD: I did, but you knew it was bound to happen.
D: I thought they had protocols in place.
KD: Apparently, the virus doesn’t follow protocols.
D: Tell me again why we’re holding Fan-Less Olympics?
KD: Money Doobie, it’s about the money…
D: And you know what, money isn’t going to get us through this.
Morning Peeps,
MORNING?? OR AFTERNOON ARMY??
Ken-Dogger: "Fluffy, hey boy, you gettin' up?"
Fluffy: "Dude, it's O Dark Thirty, this is no time for cute little pups..."
Ken-Dogger: "Fluffer man, just gettin' you ready for Army training son..."
Fluffy: "KD, I'm training for the Afternoon Army..."
GET CONCERNED WHEN THEY START ORGANIZING
Ken-Dogger: "Okay, come on guys, we're ready for our group picture, this will be soooo cute...Come on, guys, what's up with Cooter?"
Shooter: "Well, dude, Cooter, we think got into some of your 'medicinals' last evening, he's been dozin' for a time now..."
Ken-Dogger: "Okay, reschedule, those 'medicinals' are wicked, he's out for a while..."
Shooter: "Better find a new hiding place, dude, we're organizing..."
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277