TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
STAYING OFF 5TH AVENUE...
Ken-Dogger: Queenie, what's goin' on?
Queenie: Dude, directing traffic away from 5th Avenue...
KD: Why's that?
Q: Peeps gonna get shot down there...
KD: Really?
Q: Dude, if you can't be charged, you can't be investigated, and if you don't like it, you can call the whole thing off, well just stay off 5th Ave until the shooting stops
KD: Got it...Good Advice
Morning Peeps,
EVERYDAY GIVES US AN OPPORTUNITY TO LOVE OTHERS
Ken-Dogger: Come on Malph, it’s time to wake up. It’s Friday.
Malph: A Day like any other…
KD: Where’s your enthusiasm this morning?
M: Dude, you see me sleeping? I’m sleeping enthusiastically, well enough for ya?
KD: Okay, I’ll cut you some slack. It’s just it’s important to keep track of days now.
M: Hey Bro, every day I love you, is there something else?
KD: Nope, Love, love is the answer…all you need is love.
PROTECTING SELF AND OTHERS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Heath, let’s practice our walking.
Heath: Dude, I know how to walk, but you want me on a leash.
KD: It’s not so much I want you on it, it just keeps you safe when we’re out.
H: Oh, you mean like wearing a mask in a global pandemic?
KD: Yep, just like that, protection for you and for others.
H: Wow, thinking of others’ safety, novel concept.
KD: Sadly, true…
ONE LESS FEAR TO ANSWER...
Morning Vaxxers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Denver, did you hear what CDC did?
Denver: No, what?
KD: If you’re vaxxed, you don’t need a mask anymore.
D: So there are some benefits to getting vaccinated.
KD: Loads of ‘em, but here’s what it did for me.
D: What?
KD: Can I finish? It gives me peace, a little peace of mind.
D: I’m hip…
KD: One less fear to answer, one less egg to fry.
D: You did what society needed, proud of you Bro…
SINGULARITY OF PURPOSE...GOTTA WANT IT
Ken-Dogger: Morning Guys
Momma Cass: Would you look at this pup…
Low Rider: Wha…oh, the ball…wait, leaf…wait, squirrel
KD: Kinda hard to get the training in huh Momma?
MC: It’s cool, we’re gonna develop his attentiveness.
KD: You mean being highly distractible can be cured, you could find singularity of purpose?
MC: Yes, can be cured, if you want it cured.
LR: And right now, I ain’t wanting it.
KD: Join the crowd, Little Buddy, join the crowd.
STRIVING FOR SUCCESS
Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Teacup
Teacup: Hey Dogger, I was just thinkin’…
KD: Go on...
T: Well, it’s about satisfaction…Are you satisfied?
KD: Whoa…well, let me reflect. I think generally so…
T: Who’s talkin’ ‘bout Chinese food, I mean feelings.
KD: I was saying generally I’m satisfied, not General Tso's Chicken.
T: Well, I wanna be bigger.
KD: Let’s talk about attainable targets.
IT'S ONLY WORDS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Dalia, what up
Dalia: I’m trying to smile an everlasting smile, a smile to bring you near to me
KD: Did I find you down, cause that would bring a tear to me.
D: Dude, the world has lost its glory, time for a new story?
K: A new Love Story, right now, there’ll be no other time
D: I only have words
K: Words are all you need to take my heart away…
D: Love, Love, Love…take it away.
(Homage to the Gibbs)
AFFORDABILITY
Morning Searchers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey there Rollo, slow day?
Rollo: Naw, just thinkin’ about what I gotta do.
KD: And what, pray tell, is that?
R: Doing a search, yep, a search.
KD: Okay, I’ll bit, a search for what?
R: I’m searching for ugly pennies.
KD: What the heck is an ugly penny?
R: Not sure myself, but everyone now says everything costs a pretty penny, I was just hoping to find something I could afford.
KD: Aren’t we all Roll, are we all.
YEP, YEP, YEP
Hey Mom, yeah, after scooting across the house 5 times, know you're impressed...what other shit you want me to get into cause I'm there...
STILL SALUTING
Morning Peeps,
SALUTING MOMS
Ken-Dogger: Well…Someone looks a tad tired this morn.
Tate: Dude, that’s not the half of it.
KD: Why so?
T: I followed Mom around lots yesterday, it wore me out.
KD: And yesterday was an ‘off-day’ for Moms, just think about a regular day.
T: STOP, I can’t deal with the horror…
KD: But Moms do, every single day, Moms do…They do, do, do
T: While we dah, dah, dah?
KD: Yep, Mothers – Keeping the World together since when Troglodytes roamed.
I don't know how but out here you get clouds in your tables...hehehe
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW...
"I may look all sweet and cuddly and well, innocent, but I just gotta tell ya, I got some weird shit goin' on in my head, dudes."
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017