TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
Morning Peeps,
EVERYDAY GIVES US AN OPPORTUNITY TO LOVE OTHERS
Ken-Dogger: Come on Malph, it’s time to wake up. It’s Friday.
Malph: A Day like any other…
KD: Where’s your enthusiasm this morning?
M: Dude, you see me sleeping? I’m sleeping enthusiastically, well enough for ya?
KD: Okay, I’ll cut you some slack. It’s just it’s important to keep track of days now.
M: Hey Bro, every day I love you, is there something else?
KD: Nope, Love, love is the answer…all you need is love.
PROTECTING SELF AND OTHERS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Heath, let’s practice our walking.
Heath: Dude, I know how to walk, but you want me on a leash.
KD: It’s not so much I want you on it, it just keeps you safe when we’re out.
H: Oh, you mean like wearing a mask in a global pandemic?
KD: Yep, just like that, protection for you and for others.
H: Wow, thinking of others’ safety, novel concept.
KD: Sadly, true…
ONE LESS FEAR TO ANSWER...
Morning Vaxxers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Denver, did you hear what CDC did?
Denver: No, what?
KD: If you’re vaxxed, you don’t need a mask anymore.
D: So there are some benefits to getting vaccinated.
KD: Loads of ‘em, but here’s what it did for me.
D: What?
KD: Can I finish? It gives me peace, a little peace of mind.
D: I’m hip…
KD: One less fear to answer, one less egg to fry.
D: You did what society needed, proud of you Bro…
SINGULARITY OF PURPOSE...GOTTA WANT IT
Ken-Dogger: Morning Guys
Momma Cass: Would you look at this pup…
Low Rider: Wha…oh, the ball…wait, leaf…wait, squirrel
KD: Kinda hard to get the training in huh Momma?
MC: It’s cool, we’re gonna develop his attentiveness.
KD: You mean being highly distractible can be cured, you could find singularity of purpose?
MC: Yes, can be cured, if you want it cured.
LR: And right now, I ain’t wanting it.
KD: Join the crowd, Little Buddy, join the crowd.
STRIVING FOR SUCCESS
Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Teacup
Teacup: Hey Dogger, I was just thinkin’…
KD: Go on...
T: Well, it’s about satisfaction…Are you satisfied?
KD: Whoa…well, let me reflect. I think generally so…
T: Who’s talkin’ ‘bout Chinese food, I mean feelings.
KD: I was saying generally I’m satisfied, not General Tso's Chicken.
T: Well, I wanna be bigger.
KD: Let’s talk about attainable targets.
IT'S ONLY WORDS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Dalia, what up
Dalia: I’m trying to smile an everlasting smile, a smile to bring you near to me
KD: Did I find you down, cause that would bring a tear to me.
D: Dude, the world has lost its glory, time for a new story?
K: A new Love Story, right now, there’ll be no other time
D: I only have words
K: Words are all you need to take my heart away…
D: Love, Love, Love…take it away.
(Homage to the Gibbs)
AFFORDABILITY
Morning Searchers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey there Rollo, slow day?
Rollo: Naw, just thinkin’ about what I gotta do.
KD: And what, pray tell, is that?
R: Doing a search, yep, a search.
KD: Okay, I’ll bit, a search for what?
R: I’m searching for ugly pennies.
KD: What the heck is an ugly penny?
R: Not sure myself, but everyone now says everything costs a pretty penny, I was just hoping to find something I could afford.
KD: Aren’t we all Roll, are we all.
YEP, YEP, YEP
Hey Mom, yeah, after scooting across the house 5 times, know you're impressed...what other shit you want me to get into cause I'm there...
STILL SALUTING
Morning Peeps,
SALUTING MOMS
Ken-Dogger: Well…Someone looks a tad tired this morn.
Tate: Dude, that’s not the half of it.
KD: Why so?
T: I followed Mom around lots yesterday, it wore me out.
KD: And yesterday was an ‘off-day’ for Moms, just think about a regular day.
T: STOP, I can’t deal with the horror…
KD: But Moms do, every single day, Moms do…They do, do, do
T: While we dah, dah, dah?
KD: Yep, Mothers – Keeping the World together since when Troglodytes roamed.
I don't know how but out here you get clouds in your tables...hehehe
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW...
"I may look all sweet and cuddly and well, innocent, but I just gotta tell ya, I got some weird shit goin' on in my head, dudes."
THANKS MOMMAS
Special Hello to the Mommas here, thanks for making our world ROCK...
Ken-Dogger: Morning Guys
Guys: Hey Dogger Man…Guess what day it is?
KD: Why, I believe it is Mother’s Day.
Beano: It is Bro…We’re honoring Mom all day long.
KD: And how are you going to do that?
Gusto: We’re gonna stay close to her, suck on her teat, and follow her lead.
KD: Moms ARE great comfort aren’t they?
B: They are the ROCK upon which we build our world.
KD: Yes they are…Mommas ROCK!!
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017