TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
YOU GOTTA COME TO THE PLATE & BAT
Ken-Dogger: Hey Satchel, I see you got a baseball...
Satchel: Yep, it's the season, I know how much you love it
KD: I do Boy, it's the strategy, it's the never say never, it's the excitement of knowing you might be down, but never out...
S: Wow, interesting, are all games like that?
KD: Not all, but baseball teaches life...most team sports do
S: Dude, glad I'm on your team...
KD: I am too Boy, let's do this thing called life
S: Okay, batter up...
YOU ASK ME HOW HE KNOWS HE KNOWS
Ken-Dogger: I know Tito, creeps me out too.
Tito: Why, just why?
KD: Come on, humor the Mrs., She wanted you to enjoy today.
T: But creeping me out with this…This is Easter?
KD: No, this is commercialized Easter. All we got since we can’t come together and worship.
T: So what.
KD: Well, peeps might ask how you think God knows our devotion if we don’t come together
T: He knows, he knows it’s within our hearts.
Senior Photo Challenge...Seaford Class of '68
I was sure I was going to be Most Studious, guess I was studying the wrong stuff.
IN SEARCH OF CLOSER MISSES
Morning Close Missers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Duffer, you look tired?
Duffer: KD, this driving is taxing.
KD: IKR, and I’m out here trying to hit a hole.
D: It looks easy on TV, why are you struggling?
KD: Well, those Pros on TV don’t show you their struggles.
D: They miss putts just like you do consistently.
KD: Steady…But their misses are closer.
D: So that’s what practice does, gives us closer misses.
KD: Sometimes Duffer, that’s all you get.
Morning Peeps,
Hope everyone is having a stellar day thus far, mine just began, but it does include GOLF today...IMAGINE THAT.
Anywho...Here's to being careful what you Promote.
TOTALLY ON POINT
Remind those who continue to not believe what the GOP tells you directly to your face...
A HAPPY LIFE...is one where you have congruence with your inner and outer Selfs.
DOING THE SAFETY DANCE
Ken-Dogger: Morning Brucie and Juicy Lucy, what’s up Brucie?
Brucie: I’m laying something on Juicy here…
KD: Already this morning?
B: Dude, get your mind out of the gutter, I was talking about safety
KD: Oh, do tell
B: I was reminding her about where it’s safe to place her tongue…
Lucy: Yea, so butt out…We’re doing the safety dance
B: Trouble is until you can guarantee more are safe, we aren’t traveling far.
KD: Neither am I Brucie, neither am I.
Morning Peeps,
While Lives hang in the balance...
It’s decision time for Speaker Mike Johnson on Ukraine.
There are Days when I truly, truly miss riding this cycle...
Then I remember Today's Drivers...
Unsure who you had on your Climate Bracket for GLOBAL MADNESS this year, looks like NO Number 1s made it, just left with a lot of Number 2s in the Final Four.
STANDING TALL, FOR SELF AND OTHERS
Ken-Dogger: Hey there Cato, what are you doing?
Cato: Standing tall Dude…
KD: Yes, but why?
C: I see you standing at the crossroads Bro, not knowing which path to follow.
KD: I know which path, it’s the one which methodically gets us through.
C: So now you know why I’m standing, I’ll stand by you.
KD: And I’ll stand by you, won’t let nobody hurt you.
C: That’s the spirit, even in our darkest hour, Standing Tall…
Ken-Dogger: Morning Kit, it was bound to happen.
Kit: I knew it when that sewing machine came out, what are you getting?
KD: Mikster is making me CV protection.
K: Am I to assume that’s what this is?
KD: Not exactly, she’s following a pattern for my stuff
K: I like it when peeps follow patterns, it gives predictability.
KD: True Kit, and it reminds us of order in our world.
K: We need order, now most particularly
KD: Another reason to bring back Home Ec, bringing order to chaos.
PEACEFULLY COEXISTING...IF WE LET IT.
Morning FOK (Friends of Ken)
Ken-Dogger: Hey Yeller, what’s up?
Yeller: Dude, new season…
Basketball is done.
KD: No, we still got the Pros, oh, I see your point.
Y: Time to move on to Summer Fun…
KD: No gloves?
Y: We’re goin’ Old School Bro…
KD: Baseball is Life Yeller, the Game teaches so much.
Y: Does it teach Peaceful Coexistence because we need that?
KD: It will if we let it, but you gotta let it.
WE'RE STUCK IN THE TWO STEPS AND PLOP PHASE
Ken-Dogger: Hey Roscoe, you watching Daddy work?
Roscoe: Yep, it's hurtin' my eyes
KD: This activity is? You'll get used to it as you get older
R: I'm growing into that?
KD: Well, not exactly, but there will be things for you to do...
R: Could it wait until I get beyond the two steps and plop part of development
KD: We can wait...
R: Sheesh, milestones are there so development can happen....humans always want to speed things up.
ANOTHER CAITLIN EFFECT
Morning again Ballers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Jabbar
Jabbar: Big game tonight, will Bears or Zags prevail?
KD: Sentimentally, I’d like to see Zags complete a perfect season.
J: Same here, but I want a stellar game, like the Women yesterday.
KD: Women put it to the NCAA in how they played.
J: They don’t take a back seat to anyone.
KD: NCAA found out, when you suppress, you fail to progress.
J: Let’s hope Women get their just dues.
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017