TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
BEWARE DOGGIE MIND CONTROL
Ken-Dogger: WHOA...
Link and Mink: (Staring)
KD: You two just gonna stare at me, you know I don't like that.
L&M: (staring)
KD: What? I'm getting up, just give me a chance...
L: See I told ya Mink, this mind control stuff works...
M: And you got the second kit free cause you paid separate shipping and handling...
L: Mink, I wanted to make sure it took...
KD: (hypnotically walking to get food)
REMEMBERING FETCHING THE MIKSTER
Ken-Dogger: Hey Stitch...
Stitch: Whoa, have you seen yourself this morning?
KD: Ah, NO...pretty shocking?
S: I'll say...
KD: Dude, you pick your missus up at 0010 and then drive two hours listening to LA stories...I'm tuckered out
S: Well bro, you better get it together, you got a physical this morning...
KD: Great, just great...Husbanding--stretching the limits of human endurance for those we love.
S: Dude, more coffee...
WHERE THERE'S A WILL V2...
Artist Turns Found Stones and Shells Into Beautiful Beach Installations
WHERE THERE'S A WILL...
Eco-Friendly Group Cleans up Beaches of Kenya and Turns Discarded Flip-Flops Into Colorful Works of Art
PREPAREDNESS
Ken-Dogger: Whoa there Shuffles, you ready for the day?
Shuffles: Yep, heard the weather's gonna be bad.
KD: That's what I hear, you're a little overdressed right now though.
S: Dude, you can never be too ready for the elements...
KD: Oh, you mean the weather, that's right buddy
S: Preparedness, the ultimate skill...
KD: You got me there Shuffles, you got me there.
Ken-Dogger: Hey Dixiee, it’s a special day
Dixiee: IKR, Mikster’s day, She’s…
KD: Are you mental, you never tell a woman’s age?
D: It’s a secret? It’s not like you can’t figure it out.
KD: I know, you just don’t do it.
D: So what are we doing for the Mikster?
KD: Wow, hadn’t thought of real special stuff, everyday is special.
D: We’re very blessed to have the Mikster aren’t we?
KD: You know it, she’s been our Shining Star…
D: Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be…
Morning Mates,
From now to August, she is only 15 years younger than me.
Ken-Dogger: Morning Noodles, it’s a special day
Noodles: IKR, it’s the Mikster’s Birthday, she’s…
KD: Hold it right there Bucko, she’s older
N: And wiser?
KD: She was already that and she endures…
N: She does that, so what are we doing?
KD: Art and Houses, two of her passions…
N: And let’s shower her with love…
KD: That’s right, she showers us daily.
N: Yep, HB 2 the Mikster.
When #45 was in his Nuclear Posturing Phase
Ken-Dogger: Dixiee, we're filling this out today
Dixiee: Why's that Bro?
KD: We're in a National Emergency, all Hell could break loose, need to keep track of you
D: Oh, the campaign promise?
KD: Yep, although not that one on the wall, the one on manufacturing
D: He's bringing back manufacturing
KD: Yep, peeps thought it would be factories, turns out it's manufactured crises...
D: Dude, keep him away from the nuclear codes...
WHEN THE DOGGER FASHIONED A BOOT
Ken-Dogger: Morning Rocco, why the look?
Rocco: What is that black thing on your foot?
KD: Oh that, it’s a boot, looks like the Dogger Man might have broken his toe/foot yesterday.
R: You don’t know? I think I’d know…
KD: No, I know…that’s what the throbbing reminds me it is…
R: Can I see the throbbing?
KD: No, but I can ensure you feel it…
R: I’ll pass bro…
IT AIN'T PRETTY WHEN THE PUPS AND I ARE LEFT TO OUR OWN DEVICES
Ken-Dogger: C'mon Butkus, we didn't party that hard...
Butkus: Speak for yourself Dude...
KD: The Mikster's only been gone 1 day, where's your hangin' stamina?
B: Dude, I am hangin'...ya can't see that bar I'm holding onto?
KD: Nope, can't say I can.
B: Well, it's there and I'm holdin' on by a sliver, but I'm losing...
KD: Thankfully, it's a short fall for ya...
B: Tell the Mikster to come home, I can't hang...
IN NEIGHBORHOODS, YOU B NEIGHBORS
Morning Neighbors,
Ken-Dogger: Something wrong Reggie?
Reggie: More stone? You got more stone?
KD: Yep, didn’t like the look of the black lava, it was more grey lava.
R: You said when we moved West, we would just play all day.
KD: IKR, I didn’t think there would be this much setup.
R: It looked okay before.
KD: We’re in a neighborhood, we want to be neighborly.
R: More stone is neighborly?
KD: Enhancing the community, that is what is neighborly.
WHEN YOU OPEN UP THE CAMPAIGN FLOOD GATES...
They all pounce, even the cartoonists...SHEESH, gonna be a long campaign season.
Morning Peeps,
I'm sad it's so easy to make fun of this hollow man...
His words always eat him.
AMERICAN JUSTICE...I've looked at life from both sides now, and still somehow, it ain't the same.
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017