TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
SOME TASKS ARE SISYPHEAN
Ken-Dogger: I can’t wait to hear this one…
Hidalgo: What? Oh this…I’m Super Hidalgo
KD: Well, well, no sense of worth issues in you then…
H: Nope, I’m digging this cult of personality you Humans got going on…
KD: Actually, these cults are leading to our demise
H: That may be, but I’m looking good, isn’t that what matters?
KD: No, it isn’t, but getting others to figure that out is Sisyphean…
SPEEDING THROUGH IT
Ken-Dogger: Hey there, Petie, you're in pain aren't you boy?
Petie: (moans)
KD: Don't worry fella, we're gonna get you back on the good side of pain
Petie: Dude, there's a good side?
KD: Yes sir Petie, all goodness requires movement, you're trending in the right direction
P: A direction?
KD: Yep, your trendline projects wellness and pain relief.
P: Okay, got the direction thing, could we work on the speed thing?
JUST REMEMBER KIDS...
Only YOU and that dreaded SOCIALISM can get us through these dreadful winters.
So let's leave it alone, 'cause we can't see eye to eye
There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me and we just disagree
Ooh-hoo-hoo, oh-oh-ho
UNLESS YOUR DISAGREEMENT IS JUST ROOTED IN HATE...
HOW CORPORATIONS ADJUST...
Ken-Dogger: Ralph, come on man, what is up?
Ralph: Dude, I’m practicing…
KD: For what?
R: MLB took our technology, I’m goin’ old school for new sign stealing…
KD: I thought they banned sign stealing…
R: No bro, just the technology, since baseball is life, they wanted the stealing to continue, they just want it to follow rules
KD: Oh, so we can legitimately bet?
R: Not really, more like so peeps can legitimately steal by the rules…
3 YEARS AGO, WE STARTED TO TURN THE CORNER
Morning 🌄 Winners,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Schultz, are we winning?
Schultz: Winning what?
KD:Winning the Pandemic War…
S: Peeps have been fighting for almost a year…
KD: it’s been diffuse…Are we a nation-state or are we a nation of state-nations?
S: We’ve got a new ‘General now
KD: Yes we do, let’s make winning happen.
S: Yes, let’s roll…
WATCHING AND WAITING FOR A FRIEND TO PLAY WITH...
Morning Pacers and Adjusters,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Theo
Theo: Hey Bro, can we slow down a tad?
KD: We have been doing a lot lately, haven’t we?
T: You have Bro…I just watch and I’m tired.
KD: The pace of life has changed with this work.
T: You get a reprieve this week visiting Cali…
KD: That’s how you deal with pace, you keep adjusting.
T: Whatever works Bro, watching continues to tire me.
WE'RE IN BITING TIMES
Ken-Dogger: Hey there Sal, what’s with the bag?
Sal: Headed to Davos dude…
KD: You’re what?
S: I’m going to Davos, I’ve listened to the science and it’s compelling
KD: But Greta went there, she’s there now, it doesn’t seem to matter
S: These blokes ain’t listening to words, I need to put some teeth into it…
KD: Gripping?
S: No, Biting, we’re going for more senses…#painmatters
SWEATS DAY...
Once you're retired, you can wear whatever the hell you want, i choose sweats most often, Mikster calls them my baby pants...don't matter, they're comfort clothes...and apparently internationally recognized.
How 'bout we let a little Zion Zen creep into the morning...
Morning peeps,
In days of old, I met a girl so fair...
And the desert crept up and swept me away with golf, golf, golf, yeah...
Ah, but sometimes, I still get so tired...
Guess I'll keep on RAMBLING ON!
It's #caturday right?
CATURDAY SHIPPING
(Sorry, don't shoot the messenger...Full Disclosure - I did contribute to shipping costs)
LOL
Jeff Danziger can slay...
(Fun Fact: I never met Jeff, but his ex-wife was the Art Teacher in the K-12 school in Vermont where I was Principal in the 90s.)
I remember it like it was yesterday.
There I was, sitting in that Sunday School lesson with other impressionable youth, and learning of the great stories of EXCLUSIONARY JESUS.
DOGGIES DO WHAT HUMANS WON'T DO...
Ken-Dogger: Morning Buster, uh oh, what’s up?
Buster: Morning, I want food and then a walk…
KD: Aren’t you a little demanding this morning…
B: I’m figuring out you have to be forceful
KD: To get stuff done?
B: No bro, to help Earth, walking reduces our carbon footprint
KD: And I’m helping with that?
B: Yes you are, we’re going to make this work, if humans don’t save us, dogs will…
WHERE BE THE DEMS?
The GOP continues to give the DEMS wonderful campaign lines to attack...
The DEMS need to find some attack dogs!!
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017