SANTA...Finding a way to remain relevant in these troubled times where States want to control women.

Holiday rides started...Utahns love their Christmas decorations

Scenes from an Active Life

#behealthy

JUST WHO IS IT ALL ABOUT, ALFIE?

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Whoa, Nellie where you headed?
Nellie: Supreme Court Bro, everyone’s headed there…
KD: Everyone?
N: Well, okay…But I’m seeking redress.
KD: And for what?
N: I don’t make enough purchasing decisions, I’m inserting myself into the process.
KD: Is there a problem with purchases?
N: No, I just like being in the middle of stuff…
KD: So, it’s all about you…
N: Um, hello, duh…Go Nellie…

BE PUPPY CUTE, IT WORKS

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Bucho, you better be careful under the tree.
Bucho: I got this...The Mikster's cool about this.
KD: Really, you got that on high confidence?
B: Yep, listen here's the deal...I'm cute, no wait, I'm more than cute, I'm puppy cute
KD: ...AND, you think that wins the day?
B: Hopin' so...and just in case, I've got ribbons and bows on, you can't go wrong with ribbons and bows...

#politics

We'll keep running these reminders so you can use these in your discussions with those easily influenced and lazy...

SHARING SANDBOXES

#minhowlkinmoments

NAMES HAVE MEANING

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey there UPS, what’s wrong, you’ve got that look?

UPS: What look?

KD: Well, like you’ve done something bad…

U: Moi…oh no, just chillin’ here, by the way, why do you call me UPS?

KD: You’re brown and UPS is brown so it fit, also I figured if I called you that, I could just say U and you’d come, I could say U P and I’d be taken to the accident site, and if you heard U P S, you’d know I found it…

U: Oh…good to know

REMEMBER WHO IS NECK

Morning Heads and Necks,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Morning Brin
Brin: Hey Dogger, I’m just wakin’ up, but a question…
KD: Don’t you want to finish waking up first?
B: Naw, done it before, it’s muscle memory now…How do I get to be a Head?
KD: Wha…
B: You know, head of the household, I want that role?
KD: Whoa, means you’re takin’ a mate, and starting a family.
B: Got it, I want to be the Head, the decider.
KD: Just remember, you might be the Head, but the woman is the NECK.

#caturday

Are we really, I mean, really sure CATS aren't in our evolutionary chain?

Meet my Soul Sista

Only on Day One

Only on Day One

Only on Day One...

Morning Peeps,

A possible projection of an AI future...

At least the Kid understood he needed the quotation marks...

Hope you find the true silver and gold this Season

#minhowlkinmoments

IN SUPPORT OF MORE MUTTS

Morning Mixed Breeds,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Django
Django: Morning Dogger, how did I get like this?
KD: What is this?
D: Well, kinda hard to say, but I’m mixed.
KD: Oh, you mean you’re not a purebred.
D: Yep, guess my dad was a rover…but it has taught me acceptance.
KD: No kidding, more accepting, maybe we need more mutts in the world.
D: Bro, there isn’t enough time…
KD: Django, let’s just use the time we have.

Continuing with the Media's Fantastically Cartoonish World of False Equivalences...

LET ME PLUMP, LET ME PLUMP, LET ME

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Bella…
Bella: Yo Bro, tis the Season…
KD: Yes, it is getting to be that, what are you most excited about?
B: All of it Bro, it’s just filled with activity…Truth be told, It’s the Christmas baking I love.
KD: Whoa, can’t tell that.
B: What do you mean? Oh, the poundage…Yes, haven’t missed meals lately.
KD: Should be an interesting year, peeps going into the Plumping Season already pandemically plump.
B: Plump this, pass the cookies…

FOR THE BANNERS

Morning Structured Peeps,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey BG
BG: Dude, morning, what’s a schema?
KD: A what?
BG: a schema, not a scheme, a schema
KD: Oh, well it’s a framework for storing your info.
BG: So, it’s a classification method?
KD: Yes, something like that…it helps you make sense of your world.
BG: See, therefore I don’t worry about banning books.
KD: Why’s that?
BG: Dude, they’re focused on content, not structure…They can never ban all the content.

DON'T MISBEHAVE INTO COOLNESS

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Okay, thanks guys...oops, he did it again.
Petie: Did what?
KD: Bowser had his eyes closed again...
Petie: C/mon Bowser, every freakin' year dude, every freakin' year
Bowser: Can I help it if I have a blink response when photo'd?
KD: Maybe shades next time Petie...
Petie: Well then, it's gonna be shades for all, Bowser is NOT misbehaving into COOL

WORK TO DO

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Morning Roscoe
Roscoe: Dogger, I was thInkin’ of younger days when living for my life was everything a dog could do…
KD: That’s changed?
R: Well, I was never told about the sorrow…
KD: Some days you get sorrow, some days you get joy
R: How will I know which one I’m getting?
KD: Here’s a hint, most days you get to choose it, you can direct it…
R: So it’s my work to find the joy?
KD: Bro, each of us has work to do…Internally and Externally
R: Let’s get to it.

WRAPPED

Morning,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Frisco…
Frisco: Hey Dogger, I was listening to my Spotify Wrapped playlist.
KD: Oh, you have a playlist?
F: Yep, I call is Pup-tunes for Peptides
KD: My, my, you’re into peptides…
F: Well, you know I stretch before walking, I also build my amino chains for my skin.
KD: But you’re so young, why you worried about your skin?
F: Bro, health routines start early, get them down and it’s easy sailing.
KD: Good to know, Frisco, good to know…