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HOW MANY CANS OPENED AT ONCE?

Morning Opportunity Seekers,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Kita
Kita: Dogger, this great resignation is puzzling.
KD: IKR, lots of job openings.
K: Well, seems the pandemic widened eyes for many, they saw opportunity.
KD: Peeps want choices, like working from home.
K: They want to get paid for working from home? Who’s gonna mention this to housewives?
KD: Kita, could we just open one can of worms at a time.

There ARE Scarier Days...

Ken-Dogger: Whoa, just a minute there Snickers, you got your costume on already?
Snickers: Yea man, love this day and costuming...This is the scariest day in America
KD: I know, I used to think that too, but then I remembered Election Day is next week.
Snickers: Scarier day isn't it?
KD: Yep, it is...

TIME TRAVELERS

Ken-Dogger: Hello Dolly
Dolly: Hey Bro, was just thinking about time.
KD: Huh?
D: Well, it’s the same 60 minutes in an hour, but you all seem to experience it differently.
KD: You mean time doesn’t pass the same for all of us?
D: Doesn’t seem so, some are frazzled, some are unfazed in the same time period.
KD: So, you’re saying it’s a choice how you view the time you have?
D: It’s a choice how you use your time, hopefully a conscious one.

HEY PEEPS, LOVE EACH OTHER

Ken-Dogger: Hey Buddy, aww, I'm sorry didn't realize you're still sleeping

Buddy: ZZZZZZZZZZ

KD: Dude, I'm keepin' you there with your Cuddles. If I awaken you, you'll only see Americans debating which side's hate is more vitriolic.

Buddy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

KD: Sleep on Dude, love resides here...

WHO'S IN CHARGE...

I just said that just as adamantly to the Mikster just last evening; good thing she was out at a Paint Night again...

Always thought it was strange she had a bag of lime in the garage and the local funeral director on speed dial.

LET'S DO IT CIVILLY

Morning Civil Ones,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Terry
Terry: Is this how we’re going to live now, peeps yellin’ at each other daily.
KD: Seems so, I can’t imagine carrying around all that anger.
T: So what’s up?
KD: Getting my booster today, early in the morning.
T: Wow, doing your part?
KD: Doing the part I think I’m supposed to, part of being civil, and I’m around peeps more now too.
T: If we’re going to do society, let’s do it civilly.

IN the USA, Congress returns to work... (Remind me to review the definition of work again)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Not MADDEN too...

Cracking me up all the hubbub on Taylor, let the lady live her life...

And the NFL really is shameless.

STRETCHING

Ken-Dogger: Hey Cleo
Cleo: Morning Bro
KD: You’re all laid out.
C: I am, doing my stretches…
helps me get ready for the day.
KD: Cool, stretching is good for the body.
C: I’m hip Bro, I stretch all the time…It protects me and it helps me grow.
KD: I know, when I stretch myself I find new ways of doing, new ways of knowing, and new ways to keep my health.
C: Now you see why I stretch?
KD: Yep, stretching…good for the body, mind, and soul.
C: Dude, pass it on.

Morning Peeps,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Bruno, what up?
Bruno: Dude, looking for that movie with Jack.
KD: Which one?
B: The one where he’s a Marine Colonel and orders the Code Red
KD: Okay, and why?
B: Well, remember when he says “You’re damn right I did”
KD: Yes, Ol’ Jack thought he had moral authority over regulations.
B: Well, you might want to remind those peeps who held planning meetings for a coup.
KD: Good point, thinkin’ you’re right doesn’t make it so…

Went to tour the recently refurbished St George Temple...

WOW

If you ever get the chance to tour a Temple, take it.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR...

Ken-Dogger: Don't even...

Dixiee: Would you look at that Dude, my 'bro' has his own place.

KD: Hey Baby Girl, you really want your own place?

Dixiee: Naw, I kinda like my gig, and sleeping in bed with my two fave peeps, that's killer.

KD: Thought you might say that.

While being domestic, e.g.cleaning...one comes across Memories...Like this piece of the Pentagon from the rubble after 9/11

First sleep session ended...

Second sleep session beginning in approximately 30 minutes...

Wishing you a Marmalade Morning

I'm changing, arranging
I'm changing
I'm changing everything
Oh, everything around me, yeah

The world is a bad place, a bad place
A terrible place to live
Oh, but I don't wanna die

Sometimes, a cartoon perfectly illustrates your life...

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