HOW MANY CANS OPENED AT ONCE?
Morning Opportunity Seekers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Kita
Kita: Dogger, this great resignation is puzzling.
KD: IKR, lots of job openings.
K: Well, seems the pandemic widened eyes for many, they saw opportunity.
KD: Peeps want choices, like working from home.
K: They want to get paid for working from home? Who’s gonna mention this to housewives?
KD: Kita, could we just open one can of worms at a time.
There ARE Scarier Days...
Ken-Dogger: Whoa, just a minute there Snickers, you got your costume on already?
Snickers: Yea man, love this day and costuming...This is the scariest day in America
KD: I know, I used to think that too, but then I remembered Election Day is next week.
Snickers: Scarier day isn't it?
KD: Yep, it is...
TIME TRAVELERS
Ken-Dogger: Hello Dolly
Dolly: Hey Bro, was just thinking about time.
KD: Huh?
D: Well, it’s the same 60 minutes in an hour, but you all seem to experience it differently.
KD: You mean time doesn’t pass the same for all of us?
D: Doesn’t seem so, some are frazzled, some are unfazed in the same time period.
KD: So, you’re saying it’s a choice how you view the time you have?
D: It’s a choice how you use your time, hopefully a conscious one.
HEY PEEPS, LOVE EACH OTHER
Ken-Dogger: Hey Buddy, aww, I'm sorry didn't realize you're still sleeping
Buddy: ZZZZZZZZZZ
KD: Dude, I'm keepin' you there with your Cuddles. If I awaken you, you'll only see Americans debating which side's hate is more vitriolic.
Buddy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
KD: Sleep on Dude, love resides here...
LET'S DO IT CIVILLY
Morning Civil Ones,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Terry
Terry: Is this how we’re going to live now, peeps yellin’ at each other daily.
KD: Seems so, I can’t imagine carrying around all that anger.
T: So what’s up?
KD: Getting my booster today, early in the morning.
T: Wow, doing your part?
KD: Doing the part I think I’m supposed to, part of being civil, and I’m around peeps more now too.
T: If we’re going to do society, let’s do it civilly.
STRETCHING
Ken-Dogger: Hey Cleo
Cleo: Morning Bro
KD: You’re all laid out.
C: I am, doing my stretches…
helps me get ready for the day.
KD: Cool, stretching is good for the body.
C: I’m hip Bro, I stretch all the time…It protects me and it helps me grow.
KD: I know, when I stretch myself I find new ways of doing, new ways of knowing, and new ways to keep my health.
C: Now you see why I stretch?
KD: Yep, stretching…good for the body, mind, and soul.
C: Dude, pass it on.
Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Bruno, what up?
Bruno: Dude, looking for that movie with Jack.
KD: Which one?
B: The one where he’s a Marine Colonel and orders the Code Red
KD: Okay, and why?
B: Well, remember when he says “You’re damn right I did”
KD: Yes, Ol’ Jack thought he had moral authority over regulations.
B: Well, you might want to remind those peeps who held planning meetings for a coup.
KD: Good point, thinkin’ you’re right doesn’t make it so…
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR...
Ken-Dogger: Don't even...
Dixiee: Would you look at that Dude, my 'bro' has his own place.
KD: Hey Baby Girl, you really want your own place?
Dixiee: Naw, I kinda like my gig, and sleeping in bed with my two fave peeps, that's killer.
KD: Thought you might say that.
First sleep session ended...
Second sleep session beginning in approximately 30 minutes...
Wishing you a Marmalade Morning
I'm changing, arranging
I'm changing
I'm changing everything
Oh, everything around me, yeah
The world is a bad place, a bad place
A terrible place to live
Oh, but I don't wanna die
Sometimes, a cartoon perfectly illustrates your life...
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277