I finally figures out my problem, I didn't get PRIVATE EQUITY funding early enough in my lifetime.

Private equity wants a taste of “the juice.” Blackstone announced yesterday that it’s buying a majority stake in Jersey Mike’s Subs, valuing the second-largest US sandwich chain—behind only Subway—at $8 billion. CEO Peter Cancro will stay on as the top exec as the chain aims to open 10,000 locations around the world.

S: Morning Brew