J Man, your answer
Stat: A billion cicadas isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A trillion cicadas. You’ll soon find out just how cool, since that is about how many of the inch-long flying freaks will emerge from their underground hideouts in the Midwest and Southeast this May. If you were to line all those cicadas up, they would reach the moon and back 33 times, a Smithsonian bug expert told the New York Times.
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@Madken65
I remember a major cicada year in the Mid-Atlantic in the early 70s. I wore my long hair in a ponytail the whole time as the flying creepies kept getting caught in its length, which was horrifyingly gross.
So this year it's going to sound like an old flying saucer movie, and the ends of the tree branches will all be dead.
Mmmm Cicadas, I like to pair it with Honey and a dry white wine...
The reason for the comically large number of cicadas soon to torment your children is that two different broods are emerging at the same time, which hasn’t happened since 1803 and won’t happen again for another 221 years. On the bright side, cicadas don’t bite, sting, or carry diseases, so they are more annoying than dangerous.
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