I have the maturity of an 11-year-old today, because this made me giggle.
I am not to be trusted with serious news or missile launch codes until I feel better. 🙃
Time to mask up and head out to the nearest tienda for more ibuprofen and soup. Going to try to keep my mind out of the gutter along the way, but no promises.
I mean, death by snu snu takes many forms... How certain are we that toxic cleavages would even serve as a good deterrent? 🤔
@MLClark There's plenty of folk who upon seeing a particularly alluring cleavage might consider it worth the risk #5318008
@stueytheround Or a great Punk album 👍
And @MLClark welcome to the GutterMind Club Proud to have you 😝
😂 I've always been here, lurking in the corner, BillyBones. Thanks for having me!
(And agreed! Perfect title, either for a punk album or ska.)
@MLClark New candidate for the naming of the all-dad kazoo band.
No one really likes to think about *those* cleavages. #sadbuttrue @BillyBones @stueytheround
@MLClark Could be referring to the Kardashian clan. 😁
Aren't they more known for their posteriors? 🤔 Different kind of cleavage, but I guess it still holds!
@MLClark
Wasn’t that a Jon Waters movie?
Oof. It'd fit in perfectly between Pecker and A Dirty Shame for sure! 😂
@MLClark "Toxic cleavages" sounds like a rather extreme way to prevent motorboating, don't you think?