I have the maturity of an 11-year-old today, because this made me giggle.
I am not to be trusted with serious news or missile launch codes until I feel better. 🙃
Time to mask up and head out to the nearest tienda for more ibuprofen and soup. Going to try to keep my mind out of the gutter along the way, but no promises.
@MLClark "Toxic cleavages" sounds like a rather extreme way to prevent motorboating, don't you think?
I mean, death by snu snu takes many forms... How certain are we that toxic cleavages would even serve as a good deterrent? 🤔