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...wait, he's a teenager now? That can't be right. He must be a millennial who died as a teenager.
There's some weird Saint art, did you know that? Like, they're depicted holding chickens or their own severed breasts or even their entrails.
(Godless redneck over here who is nevertheless fascinated by this stuff...)
@janallmac I think I recall St Sebastian was flailed to death and is usually depicted carrying his skin folded over one arm 😱
@janallmac @stueytheround @LiberalLibrarian I didn't know about this guy who the Catholics are seeking to process.
Here is what the BBC are sharing today
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I'm fascinated and slightly heartbroken by the mortuary science happening here. Poor kid. 😢 Hope there's a heaven and he's in it.
@Mauve_matelot That is very sad. I hate reading things like this, especially when it's a kid. I have to say though that I don't mean this in a bad way, it's the cynic in me but I don't get how he (or anyone really) can achieve sainthood for healing people when they themselves die of a disease or illness.
I'm honestly not looking for an argument or religious blow-up. Perhaps I'm missing something, but that just doesn't make sense to me. 🤔
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Miracles don't make sense, but people always want to work them.
When I broke my leg, and was in a boot cast, my son and I went out to a Mexican restaurant, and there was a guy outside of the Mexican restaurant who asked me if my leg hurt (Not at the time) and if he could heal it, and I said, well, it's getting better, but sure, I guess, thanks, so he prayed over it.
He had good intentions, right?
Catholic saints gain their power through the idea of intercessory prayer. People pray in his name, for him to petition on their behalf, & when a prayer seems to be answered it's attributed to the intercessor. So "healing oneself" isn't a part of the equation because saintliness is about service *to others*.
(And as @stueytheround notes, if one loses their skin in the process, at least they gain a great accessory in future artwork! 😉)
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Better question: What accessory would YOUR posthumous artwork be rocking, if you became a saint?
(Skin's taken!)
I've always found St. Martin de Porres' broom to be pretty rad, myself. :) You don't mess with a man with a halo who can sweep!
@MLClark Get him onto the curling team!
My Holy Relic would be a motorbike!
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@MLClark My avi *is* my posthumous artwork. I just got it in early so it was officially approved by the source 🤣
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Mine might be my ears, since we're apparently allowed to detach body parts once we attain sainthood. 😁
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@MLClark That makes sense. Thanks! @stueytheround @janallmac @Mauve_matelot @LiberalLibrarian