#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept
Morning Briefing

Dec 22 0900

THIS IS A NED NEWS FLASH

In the overnight hours while #COSO slept and #COSOMusic was in full swing, the following image was captured on COSO CCTV.

The NED believes that @Elf was attempting to sabotage the live feed with a chainsaw.
cc @th3j35t3r

It does however appear that the offering of beer by @missmesss75 to fulfill the second demand in MicroTerror's ransom letter has been met.

More information to follow

-Agent K Kringle

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept
Swing Shift Briefing

Dec 21 1700 hours

Micro Terror has locked down once again.. However, my agents are tirelessly working to capture him and #FreeGippy

We have yet to receive proof of life, and the banana's just keep piling up.

This #COSOElf is brazen and must be stopped at all costs

-Agent K Kringle

Supplemental

Once again this is not Micro Terror. It is Bob, again.
Everybody say hi to Bob

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept
Morning Briefing

Dec 21 1009

To Recap recent events...

The NED has posted the following file information.

We can also confirm that @Elf aka Micro Terror is skipping around from hash to hash, however, not successfully.

This can work to our advantage, due to it's unique signature. (please see supplemental file below)

The NED is also asking for "Proof of life".

So far we have only received a box of bananas.

-Agent K Kringle

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

Double SUPPLEMENTAL

Dec 20 1901

Micro Terror has locked down again. Be vigilant #COSO.

He's been popping up in strange places. He always leaves his mark though. Below you will find signature tags.

Stay focused.
Stay sharp.

We Will Find him

-Agent K Kringle

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

SUPPLEMENTAL

Dec 20 1831

The Nuisance Elf Dept has received a directive from the big man himself.

#CosoP
Nuisance Elf Dept

SUPPLEMENTAL

Dec 20 0604

Micro Terror has locked down. Nothing going in or out.

All we can do is wait.
Please be on the look out for The Rogue Elf on the following hashtags

#COSOMusic
#COSOElf

We have further information that is coming in....

When we have had time to verify its authenticity, we will update #COSO

until then....

#FreeGippy

-Agent K Kringle

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

NED News Release

Dec 20 0543

BREAKING

At 0300 the NED was made aware that COSO's Gippy is missing. Agents suspect foul play.

A note has been released from an acct on COSO and has been sent to the NED, The COSO news and others.

We have reached out to @th3j35t3r and assured him we will do everything we can to bring Gippy home

Any tips on this, please forward them to the NED>

More information to follow

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

SUPPLEMENTAL

Dec 19 0610

We have reached out to the Rogue Elf's former acquaintances.

They are obviously not being forthcoming.

-Agent K Kringle

We are also cc @th3j35t3r as we know he see's whose naughty and nice and has a list.

(No, he is not Santa. That rumor was floated years ago by the notorious and now disbanded #ReindeerSec)

Regards,

-Agent K Kringle
NED

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 19 0603

Reports are coming in that Micro terror is indeed hiding within #COSO.

#COSOnauts have been flooding the #COSOElf hotline with tips that the Rogue Elf has been menacing some of #CounterSocial's favorite hashtags.

As of 0600 hours, we have yet to see credible evidence of this, however, we are forced to raise the Elf Activity Level to EXTREME and to issue a RED ALERT.

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 16 0558

PSA

Every year #COSOnauts brighten up their profiles with holiday AVI's , unique Christmas hats, funny name changes.

While doing so, we would like to remind all of #COSO that while this is a common practice, it also leaves the door open for Elf infiltration.

Be Vigilant, Be Aware.

-Agent K Kringle.

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

Dec 17 0616

SUPPLEMENTAL

No, this is not the elf in question. This is Bob.
Say hi to Bob.

He shows up every Christmas claiming to be Micro Terror.

He is not.

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

Dec 17 0550

THIS IS A LEVEL ALERT:

HIGH

Over the past 24 hours the NED has received multiple reports of strange activity from a couple of accounts.

We have been monitoring chatter as well as certain timelines.

More information will be released as it comes in

-NED

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 16 0549

SUPPLEMENTAL

This is just a taste of what occurred last year

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 16 0549

The following incidence's have been noted:

-Anonymous tips have been coming in regarding sightings of "Micro Terror" and some strange happenings over the weekend.
The NED is investigating and so far, nothing conclusive has been unearthed
His rampage last year in #COSO has not been forgotten. Our agents are determined to locate his whereabouts.

He remains on the NED top Ten.

Stay vigilant

-Agent K Kringle

CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 15 0915

The following incidence's have been noted:

-Saturdays #COSOMusic was more existential than normal. The NED approves of this as our agents are still taking complaints about @MisterE Culture club posting
-#COSOTV support is running smoothly (the NED credits @th3j35t3r for this)

Supplemental:
Though NED Swing reported Low Elf Sign, out of an abundance of caution the alert has been moved from low to moderate as a precaution