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Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:
Dec 19 0603
Reports are coming in that Micro terror is indeed hiding within #COSO.
#COSOnauts have been flooding the #COSOElf hotline with tips that the Rogue Elf has been menacing some of #CounterSocial's favorite hashtags.
As of 0600 hours, we have yet to see credible evidence of this, however, we are forced to raise the Elf Activity Level to EXTREME and to issue a RED ALERT.
@LibertySpeaks bwahahahahahs
@Elf
This is the Nuisance Elf Department.
Give up the Ape.
Give your self up.
You still have time to become a good elf
Fly away little birdie... I'll have my candy canes and not even you can stop me
#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
SUPPLEMENTAL
Dec 19 0610
We have reached out to the Rogue Elf's former acquaintances.
They are obviously not being forthcoming.
-Agent K Kringle
We are also cc @th3j35t3r as we know he see's whose naughty and nice and has a list.
(No, he is not Santa. That rumor was floated years ago by the notorious and now disbanded #ReindeerSec)
Regards,
-Agent K Kringle
NED