#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:
Dec 19 0603
Reports are coming in that Micro terror is indeed hiding within #COSO.
#COSOnauts have been flooding the #COSOElf hotline with tips that the Rogue Elf has been menacing some of #CounterSocial's favorite hashtags.
As of 0600 hours, we have yet to see credible evidence of this, however, we are forced to raise the Elf Activity Level to EXTREME and to issue a RED ALERT.
@LibertySpeaks bwahahahahahs
@Elf
This is the Nuisance Elf Department.
Give up the Ape.
Give your self up.
You still have time to become a good elf
