#cosojokes

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."

@Usama_Backhair Security?

@switch_d Well good mornin

The results of my poll for both sites on COVID19

@Render unless it's 3 ply I'll just keep rationing my quilted northern

@Dawngirl1963 Outstanding AVI

Ahhhh nothin like a cold beer, a clean office, some Allman Brothers playing in the background and the repetitious sound of the shredder.

Not too bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Q40nZRRco

@lovesdaryl valid question. If your answer is country specific, then maybe place that in a reply, however, the question is geared towards our individual thoughts and opinions.

I have a serious question I'd like to pose regarding #COVID19 #CoronaVirus

Which of these is most responsible for misinformation & panic being spread, and valuable information being dismissed or lost in the ether.
If you have another answer please reply to this

Thanks LS

cc @th3j35t3r

@gshevlin the ones in my article that I listed.

@Konj THANK YOU!!!!

@gshevlin Its the policies I give credit to. not all, but some.

It's Friday

@Render
ok, found it

@th3j35t3r

just wow. It really takes a special kind of mental midget to do something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEmcluGLTc

@Render Where's my popcorn GIF damn it! lol

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir,have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

#cosojokes

It's Tuesday

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64ojf8