It may be all for naught, but sometimes you guys just need some silliness, a contest that brings everyone regardless of ideology together like a calendar, or an elf that doesn't care about whats so serious.

A friend of mine says I'm nuts to try to change minds, but I always say if it's just one then I'm making progress.

So to COSO, I would like to wish all of you & @th3j35t3r Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah. Please enjoy my playlist and the gift for 2020

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_OoZO70nPl7dyFLh4V4j7bnUy5hL6USn

Agent K Kringle

Signing Off

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept

BREAKING NEWS

December 23, 2019
1808 Hours

Micro Terror has escaped.... AGAIN

However, with the help of @Minholkin excellent negotiating tactics, The #CosoPD and everyone else involved I would like to inform everyone that @Gippy is indeed back and safe.

and @th3j35t3r didn't have to go all Liam Neeson on Mirco Terror..

There's always next year, and there will always be an Elf Menace.

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept

BREAKING NEWS

December 23, 2019
1735 hours

Micro Terror took the deal.. cc @th3j35t3r

This video was captured just out side of #COSO We believe that Gippy is close by.

NED Agents, The North Pole Posse and the 1337 Special Forces are in HOT pursuit of him and Santa's sleigh. Be on the look out for both

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept
Morning briefing

December 23, 2019
0730 hours

ATTENTION @Elf

The NED has negotiated w/ Santa to "Loan" you his sleigh for36 hours. It will give the big man a chance to ride his Harley.

He says as long as you stay out of Caesars Palace in Vegas. He would like me to remind you of the fact you are still banned from the casino. He wont bring up why if you don't.

Please find the sleigh below:

If you accept, then we expect Gippy to be free hence forth

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept
Swing shift

1314 hours

The NED will release a written statement later this evening on today's events.

There is still no update on the fate of Gippy, and Micro Terror has been sneaking in and out of the COSO Bar.

We have questioned a witness who was drinking with Micro Terror, she was not forth coming.

-NED

NED EMERGENCY BROADCAST
(please ask small children to leave he room, as this may be hard to watch)

The following video has been sent through secure channels.

We have authenticated that this in fact is Gippy, and that the video did in fact come directly from MICRO TERROR

We have reached out to Santa about giving up his Sleigh, and we have contacted @th3j35t3r as well.

We have been looking for clues in the video and are asking for #COSO's help in identifying possible clues.

_The NED

📢 📢 📢 📢 📢 📢 📢 📢

This is Agent K Kringle

I am speaking to @Elf aka MICRO TERROR.

The #COSOPD and the #NED demand you #FreeGippy or at the very least show "Proof of life"

We will only consider you're last demand if you do this.

If you do not comply we will have no choice but to send the full force of the Nuisance Elf Dept, @ed209, The North Pole Posse, and the Special Forces 1337 unit to flush you out.

You have 5 minutes

cc @th3j35t3r

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept
Morning Briefing

Dec 22 0900

THIS IS A NED NEWS FLASH

In the overnight hours while #COSO slept and #COSOMusic was in full swing, the following image was captured on COSO CCTV.

The NED believes that @Elf was attempting to sabotage the live feed with a chainsaw.
cc @th3j35t3r

It does however appear that the offering of beer by @missmesss75 to fulfill the second demand in MicroTerror's ransom letter has been met.

More information to follow

-Agent K Kringle

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept
Swing Shift Briefing

Dec 21 1700 hours

Micro Terror has locked down once again.. However, my agents are tirelessly working to capture him and #FreeGippy

We have yet to receive proof of life, and the banana's just keep piling up.

This #COSOElf is brazen and must be stopped at all costs

-Agent K Kringle

Supplemental

Once again this is not Micro Terror. It is Bob, again.
Everybody say hi to Bob

#CosoPD

Nuisance Elf Dept
Morning Briefing

Dec 21 1009

To Recap recent events...

The NED has posted the following file information.

We can also confirm that @Elf aka Micro Terror is skipping around from hash to hash, however, not successfully.

This can work to our advantage, due to it's unique signature. (please see supplemental file below)

The NED is also asking for "Proof of life".

So far we have only received a box of bananas.

-Agent K Kringle

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

Double SUPPLEMENTAL

Dec 20 1901

Micro Terror has locked down again. Be vigilant #COSO.

He's been popping up in strange places. He always leaves his mark though. Below you will find signature tags.

Stay focused.
Stay sharp.

We Will Find him

-Agent K Kringle

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

SUPPLEMENTAL

Dec 20 1831

The Nuisance Elf Dept has received a directive from the big man himself.

#CosoP
Nuisance Elf Dept

SUPPLEMENTAL

Dec 20 0604

Micro Terror has locked down. Nothing going in or out.

All we can do is wait.
Please be on the look out for The Rogue Elf on the following hashtags

#COSOMusic
#COSOElf

We have further information that is coming in....

When we have had time to verify its authenticity, we will update #COSO

until then....

#FreeGippy

-Agent K Kringle

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

NED News Release

Dec 20 0543

BREAKING

At 0300 the NED was made aware that COSO's Gippy is missing. Agents suspect foul play.

A note has been released from an acct on COSO and has been sent to the NED, The COSO news and others.

We have reached out to @th3j35t3r and assured him we will do everything we can to bring Gippy home

Any tips on this, please forward them to the NED>

More information to follow

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept

SUPPLEMENTAL

Dec 19 0610

We have reached out to the Rogue Elf's former acquaintances.

They are obviously not being forthcoming.

-Agent K Kringle

We are also cc @th3j35t3r as we know he see's whose naughty and nice and has a list.

(No, he is not Santa. That rumor was floated years ago by the notorious and now disbanded #ReindeerSec)

Regards,

-Agent K Kringle
NED

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 19 0603

Reports are coming in that Micro terror is indeed hiding within #COSO.

#COSOnauts have been flooding the #COSOElf hotline with tips that the Rogue Elf has been menacing some of #CounterSocial's favorite hashtags.

As of 0600 hours, we have yet to see credible evidence of this, however, we are forced to raise the Elf Activity Level to EXTREME and to issue a RED ALERT.

#CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 16 0558

PSA

Every year #COSOnauts brighten up their profiles with holiday AVI's , unique Christmas hats, funny name changes.

While doing so, we would like to remind all of #COSO that while this is a common practice, it also leaves the door open for Elf infiltration.

Be Vigilant, Be Aware.

-Agent K Kringle.