@DavidSalo

Dear Penthouse,

You won't believe what just happened with my 18 year old stepdaughter...

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@kismatt .

@kismatt Yep. That was what I thought was his best comic timing. Until his DNC speech this summer.

@Zevon What party is in the lead?

@kismatt I mean, if you're buying that stuff, and you're complaining that it's unsustainable, that's a "you" problem.

I'm warming up to the idea of confiscatory income taxes on anything over $1 billion.

@kismatt She's buying the most expensive, organic shit, and yet that's Biden's fault.

"In this hipster coffeehouse in Park Slope, they were for Bernie. But now that their organic bone broth is so expensive, they're giving Trump a try."

And here we go.

@northernbassist Worst mob name ever.

@SaltyVeruca I've started watching the original Japanese version of Star Blazers.

@process To paraphrase the philosopher: How many divisions does Elon Musk have?

Ouch! Hit them with "The West Wing"!

Jack drops out of character.

Well, not new. This was six years ago.

Not the actions of a man confident in victory.

@TomeReader So, my wife wants us to move to country like this in Indiana when I retire. Not gonna lie: I could get used to that, after a lifetime in NYC and LA.