Good morning!

My wife's name is Teresa. So, yes, we both chuckled.

@00pi LOL!

@kay_dub Fair point.

Of course, in a game of inches, getting every bit of advantage is the goal.

FFS, yes, this.

@SentinelOfTruth Just, you know, well, you know.

Well, if the sphincter-tightening is anything to go by...

@anatman Dealing meth, probably.

DROP THE BAZOOKA, BRIAN!

Well, hello everyone.

The rumors are percolating that something really bad is about to drop against Trump. Worse, even, than what dropped yestereday.

I'm not getting my hopes up, but, well, the writers of this season's "Real World: Earth" might be pulling out all the stops.

Or, maybe, Deus will finally ex machina for once.

@guinnessphil It couldn't have been that sophisticated if it didn't have digital watches.

#DouglasAdams

Oh dear.

Had to come back to post this.

Well, I've been having a lovely Sunday, sans alcohol. (Received some less-than-welcome lab results yesterday, so, yeah, time for lifestyle changes.) Hope all is well among the Nauts. Vamos Doyers! See you on Tuesday.

OK, I've had one hell of a work day. Got my labs back, and well, time for changes health-wise. However, my wife and I also received VERY welcome news, and a huge weight has been lifted from our shoulders. Just popped an edible, and am about to settle in for some Match of the Day. See y'all on the flip.

@elbutterfield And, obviously, he's been dwelling on this for decades.

@Horrrflmlvr Sorry, NYT.

Um. AP *not* sanewashing.

And there you have it. The Times is in the bag for Trump.

@ImagineThat @DavidSalo Christians went from victims of state violence to wielders of state violence far more quickly.

@th3j35t3r The scabrous mix of dementia, luncacy, and evil.

Men who are not gay obsessing over dick is... weird.