@thechriskidd @Alfred “I fart in your general direction.”

@sentientdessert I agree - I have fantasies and dark/white highlights/lowlights. And yet… that would mean… (The idea of someday soonish presenting as an age I can’t comprehend being is a struggle.)

@LnzyHou I want to be comfortable with it. I really do. I see it on women and I like it. But it’s hard to imagine it on my own head.

OBSERVABLE SELF: “I think I’ll just let myself go full gray when it all comes in. Lots of women rock gray hair.”

AUTHENTIC SELF: A full head of gray hair? ALL of it? GREY MEANS / LOOKS OLD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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TAGLINE: A few generations from now, men have won the battle of the sexes. They weren't counting on a war.

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@CinnamonGirlE ☕️ ☀️ I sleep past six sometimes! But only when I spend between 3 and 4:30 being stressed about all possible things.

@ianthealy Extra world-love energy to your wife.

Another earthquake in Turkey. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-64711228

Did a search for TWENTY DEAD IN and this story popped up. The things you find. (Also interesting is how many cases of "twenty dead" there are.) https://www.jpost.com/international/article-710422

@zim2918 I love how this gets a “sensitive content” warning. Nipple scribbles can certainly be shockingly offensive. Le gasp.

@DMArt55555 WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE DE-WORMERS

@Iskios Why must he go places and open his mouth?

@JohnnyGenX No conflict in that. Doesn’t make for a very good story.

An exchange this morning with my husband. Do they really not get it, or is it willful ignorance?

I think I discovered that the easiest way to have a different kind of day is simply to break routine.

@Graci cereal is the biggest teacher for fast eating.

I’m addicted to the SmartLess podcast.

Comedy rule if you want more people to like it: “You can’t kill the dog.” - Adam McKay

10 days until the release! Final proofing now of my fight-the-patriarchy coming of age novella, out Feb. 27.

“A few years from now, men have won the battle of the sexes. They weren’t counting on a war.” 😎