@Brisse I think it’s one guy putting all of them out.

Reason No. 7803 to hate the Yankees: that “fan” who grabbed Mookie’s glove and tried to interfere with the catch — dangling him from the top of the wall in such a way injury could easily have been done.

Seriously, who are the mangy wolves raising these “bros?” He probably has his own podcast. #WorldSeries #IHateTheYankees

@Brisse Those signs are so insulting. Just blatant desperate lies. #politics

@Opusworks I ROARED a laugh! 😆

Pretty good #aurora in the N.C. Piedmont. Feels like a much-needed blessing.

@Tee_Lynn I think Mars must be in retrograde, a shaman has a bad case of heartburn, an evil spirit has escaped its prison, or the collective unconscious has decided to give a nod to unmetabolized rage, because I too have been feeling like a hungry bear with a toothache the last week or so. I’m just sick of all the noise and misinformation, and somebody needs to put The Andy Griffith Show back on the air. Daily.

@Mfieck Agrée. I’m over Jost and Che. They aren’t up to the standard set.

I certainly hope in the aftermath of Helene that a certain misanthropic, snide, bigoted, superior, snobbish, pseudo-intellectual HBO “personality “ will stop using the term “hillbillies” as derogatory. As a descendant of hillbillies, I can assure him he wouldn’t last 10 minutes in my family’s history. It isn’t just the “right” who elevate their hateful jackasses. #imo #politics #kissmyhillbillyass

JDV on the experts: “They don’t have common sense and they don’t have wisdom.”
THIS FUCKIN’ GUY
And then he goes on to tout American-manufacturing and all his campaign merch is NOT MADE IN THE U.S.A.
#politics

Holy shit. I had to dvr and watch the debate after the fact, but I wish I had watched it with all y’all. This fuckin guy… #politics

@th3j35t3r Maybe so. But it’s the defense I chose. When I go on offense, I’m not so funny, and it’s only the dumbasses who think I’m jokin’ around.
😀

@kel THAT part.

@GrandmaJ Take a look at @cattail_refuge account on Instagram. He has contacts in Burnsville and regularly updates what he’s hearing. He may have recommended an intermediary way of contacting people, but honestly I’ve been watching so many updates from all over, I can’t recall if that was him specifically. If I see anything else, I’ll let you know. Hoping your cousin is safe. #Helene #NC

@Kinnison Can you screenshot some comments, because he’s got to be getting absolutely roasted, surely, even on the hellsite. #politics #muskratloathe

@Kinnison 🤦🏼‍♀️

@sjvn My friend in Old Fort says same. I understand the urge to physically want to get up there and help, but the extra people who aren’t experienced in crises like this are more of a hindrance than a help. Monetary donations actually are more helpful right now. We’re with you in spirit down here in the Piedmont and are donating as we can. Keep us posted. Sending hugs.

@dratino but if I try and fail, won’t they take away my Jedi card and light saber?

I need to go upstairs where my pajamas are and put them on. But that would require me to get out of this chair. I only got 6 hours sleep last night and this afternoon I worked with my trainer for an hour. I’m just saying, this chair is nice. But pajamas would be nice too. If my dog really loved me he’d bring me my pajamas. Or carry me upstairs. Great, now I’ve added insecurity to my dilemma. Dammit.

Expletive. We lost Kris Kristofferson too? Damn.

@Xponent_Rob Hell, that skillet ain’t even his. He rented it for photos and interviews.