Shitter etiquette. Only on COSO 😂
@CherNohio: The term for it is "shitiquette".
The only thing more egregious than knocking on a locked shitter door is zip-lobbing in a urinal directly next to an occupied one.
Especially when there's a row of three and the other guy is on the far end.
Either leave a gap or fucking wait, or lock yourself in a trap and drop your pants down to your ankles to piss like a pre-pubescent kid and wait for some anus-hat to come knocking.
BUT NEVER, EVER use a urinal directly adjacent to one being used.
@th3j35t3r here to say: this is illuminating to women. We just fight over mirror access, if that.
@LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist @CherNohio
These are the RULES. It's always been that way. It's ancient and justified. 👍
@InvaderGzim Visual Aids! Now I’m always gonna wonder what’s going on in there!
@th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
@CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
There's only really maximum 1/2 available positions...
And sometimes not even that... 😊
@InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
If there are 5 urinals with three used where they left the proper gap of an empty one between each of the three and you walk in, then you pee in the sink.
@Kurtroedeger @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
Sometimes... You have to wonder...
Did a female architect set the spacing between urinals? Or very small men? Or just trying to meet OSHA requirements with the least amount of billable sqft on the floor?
Why isn't there a minimum spacing defined? 4ft would be nice...
@InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
You definitely wanna be out of the splash zone of your neighbor. Its all about the square footage. Toilet fixtures have a minimum width allowed. Maybe petition the International Building Code to update the refs 😂😂
Bathroom counts are based on building code and occupancy rate. But if noone is using it, might as well remove it and spread them out.
@Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
Maybe outlaw these while they are at it
@damselfly59 @InvaderGzim @CherNohio @th3j35t3r @LaurelGreen @thedisasterautist
Scoot them closer so you can hold hands as you bear down