After ice cream earlier today, kiddo called shotgun to sit up front with me. Wife let him have it and sat in the back. I warned him that when wife is in the car I expect the passenger to hold my hand some if I didn't need it for driving. So every light, I'd reach over and hold his.

Then we passed a new royal farms gas station and while we were waiting at a light I pointed out that their big inflatable rooster wasn't blown up.

I was like, aww, the giant cock is just laying there all limp.

@Kurtroedeger

be careful... you're dangerously close to being a WEIRDO, dad!

@QueenOfEverything @Kurtroedeger

He went waaaaay past close YEARS ago. 😝

#BlessTheKiddo

@raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything

Born weird

#noregrets

@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything

I think he made weirdo into genetics and kiddo's gonna be weirder.

@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything

Ohhhhh. That'd be awesome!

We would be about 2 more generations away from the weirdness singularity. I might live to see it.

@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything

::gets comfy for Weirdo Event Horizon::

We are going to need a lotta snacks.

@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything somewhere out there is a super uptight straight laced person with a feeling of impending doom