After ice cream earlier today, kiddo called shotgun to sit up front with me. Wife let him have it and sat in the back. I warned him that when wife is in the car I expect the passenger to hold my hand some if I didn't need it for driving. So every light, I'd reach over and hold his.
Then we passed a new royal farms gas station and while we were waiting at a light I pointed out that their big inflatable rooster wasn't blown up.
I was like, aww, the giant cock is just laying there all limp.
@Kurtroedeger Way to cringe max the teenager, daddy-o!
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@Fiikus_goddess he was smirking some too
Just trying to get a dig at dad for holding his hand.
At one point he said, ha I licked my hand that time.
And I said, me too, I had a little chocolate sauce still on it
That started the wife's giggles in the back.
@Kurtroedeger You need to do a cringe Dad Halloween get up. Basically wear cargo shorts and flip flops and that's your costume. Bonus for the kiss the cook apron.
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger
You left off the tank belly t-shirt...
@InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess how about a Tshirt with the print of 6 pack abs on it
@Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess
Get a Batman suit with built-in muscles.
@Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess
And black socks with the flip
Flops.
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess Nobody talks about how much fun it is to raise teenagers. They are SO easy to mess with. I used to wake my daughter up by singing cheerfully. Worked like a charm. Payback for all those years when she refused to go to bed.
be careful... you're dangerously close to being a WEIRDO, dad!
@Kurtroedeger Good weird is good. @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything
@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda
wasn't that what Glinda the Good Witch said in "Wizard of Oz?"
"Are you a good weird or a bad weird?"
@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything
I think he made weirdo into genetics and kiddo's gonna be weirder.
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything
Ohhhhh. That'd be awesome!
We would be about 2 more generations away from the weirdness singularity. I might live to see it.
@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything
::gets comfy for Weirdo Event Horizon::
We are going to need a lotta snacks.
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda @QueenOfEverything somewhere out there is a super uptight straight laced person with a feeling of impending doom
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @QueenOfEverything
And their pants jammed up their clenched buttocks. π
@raspberrypanda @Fiikus_goddess @QueenOfEverything
Can't get jammed up there if you don't wear any
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @QueenOfEverything
If anyone would know... it'd be you. π
@Kurtroedeger
That boy... When he gets to college... Is going to go through some whiplash... π€£ππ€£
@InvaderGzim , nah. He's going to know how to roll with it.
#HugeRespectToKurtsWife
@Kurtroedeger
He's getting there for sure π
Kiddo then said, I'd laugh, but it's a little weird to hear your dad say that while holding your hand.
I told him he was warned before he buckled in
Wife is in the back doing that silent cry laugh.