Second breakfast is a Bavarian soft pretzel, toasted, ham egg and cheese sandwich.
I might make another one for brunch
The trick is keeping the arteries flowing smooth with lots of butter.
@Kurtroedeger 🤣 You do put the "moron" in oxymoron ya know
Reminds me of...
"Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?"
"That's true."
"What does your doctor say about all of this?"
"My doctor is dead."
George Burns
US actor & comedian (1896 - 1996)
he was truly a phenomenon. l loved him as god✌🏽👌🏽
@Kurtroedeger Oh, you bastard. That looks too good.
😝😝😝😝 So good.
@Fiikus_goddess *drops plate at @Kurtroedeger 's and heads to the Hobbit house 🤤 😲
@PurpleDragon @Kurtroedeger The field is open, skies are clear. Landing should be easy, follow your nose 😁
::trips purple dragon and jumps in the lead:;
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger
Thank you!
::grabs Kurt's wing and spins him into the swamp::
@PurpleDragon @Kurtroedeger I need a Sassy Panda as a commentator in this race...
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger
I'll bribe @raspberrypanda with a ride to your house to enjoy the noms 😈
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
Do you even KNOW me???
#muhahahahaha
@PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
::throws swamp mud in your face::
That's a hefty detour, which means I'll be at you to the Hobbit hole
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
Pffft... ::puts turbo jets on wings::
@PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
Pffft, My turbo is built in
::tosses match next to rear exhaust port::
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
So you're carrying Duke with you?? 😆 That will weigh you down too much.
And ur gonna win anyway, I gotta go do my good deed for the day and help a friend paint kitchen cabinets. I work for food lol
@PurpleDragon @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
Have fun with paint fumes 😝
::pulls up next to smoker::
::sets marshmallows to roast::
@Fiikus_goddess @PurpleDragon @raspberrypanda
Damn!!! That's a sweet spread.
@Kurtroedeger @PurpleDragon @raspberrypanda
Dessert!
Smoked caramel rhubarb and ice cream!
@Fiikus_goddess @PurpleDragon @raspberrypanda
Oh yeah, I'll take a bucket of that please!
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda
That ALL looks so good! 🤤🤤
Nn mmmm nmnngghhhh
@Kurtroedeger you have to share half with Clark.
@Kurtroedeger 🤤🤤🤤 how many cardiologists are you up to now? 😆
I'll take one of those off your hands to save you the trip to the ER