So a story of how my brain works when tired:
Bought cupcakes for family gathering tonight. The store is in my childhood home. Go in thinking,
-I grew up here,
-do they know about the loose floorboard in the upstairs,
-cupcake display is where kitchen table was,
-Ha, I've been naked in their store,
-Helped my dad build that addition.

Guess which thought came out of my mouth before ordering? 🤦
And not even in proper English. Nope. Just some guy who walks in. "Hi, I naked in here!"
#ohgodwhyyyyme