So a story of how my brain works when tired:
Bought cupcakes for family gathering tonight. The store is in my childhood home. Go in thinking,
-I grew up here,
-do they know about the loose floorboard in the upstairs,
-cupcake display is where kitchen table was,
-Ha, I've been naked in their store,
-Helped my dad build that addition.
Guess which thought came out of my mouth before ordering? 🤦
And not even in proper English. Nope. Just some guy who walks in. "Hi, I naked in here!"
#ohgodwhyyyyme
OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥
Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀
@0x56 @Kurtroedeger but I look nothing like this person. 😂
@0x56 @Kurtroedeger
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