@elproffo sounds like me

@struggle_bus I was debating that but I need to get my old one taken away

Anyone else really terrible at years? Like I can’t remember how many years I’ve been married or when x event happened. I think it’s something to do with trauma?

In my defense I was sick the past couple of days and my brain is slowly catching up with coffee.

Fun Susan fact. I got married on 11/11 at 11:11am. I’m a dork and totally messed up the year.

@MrElias she’s amazing

@ChefRonSullivan how about a cat instead?

@elproffo interesting! I have a cal king bed and I’m honestly thinking about going back to a queen or king because it’s so bloody big. The one I have now is a Serta and I got it because it was a bit softer than my pervious one that was like sleeping on a plank. Now I am sleeping in a rut and it sucks

@oscarintx totally up for this and this is one of the reasons why I’m here. Hi!

I really need a new mattress and buying one is filling me with dread. What if I chose the wrong one (again)? They are so expensive.

@CaliZaybak his brain is broken

All work stops. I love Keanu movies and I’m a very non violent person but oddly enough love stupid violent movies and games.

@Stonekettle he’s taking the fun out of everything and making it all drab

@Satchelpooch yeah eek

@Janet I love how velvety it is

Can we put people in an island who book 7am calls and then cancel them last minute? Cheers. 🫠🏝️

@Smersh I'll have some plz

@Janet what a beauty

@guinnessphil whoa

@Satchelpooch that’s a bit concerning