Curious, hivemind, if you left work in an area that you were unfamiliar with and came back to find this on your car, what's your first thought?
@SnelsetterFarm Before she called me she had this thought.
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I'd be pretty sure I'd maybe been cursed.
Or.... maybe someone had just overseeded a lawn nearby and used hay and... somehow for some reason put it on my car?
@janallmac this was a consideration, both points
@Graci this was my thought.
@Jezibaba "Who the fuck thinks they have the audacity to touch my car?!"
@Jezibaba "Free kindling." or "What jerk put stuff on my car?"
And I'd carefully remove it, probably with another stick or something.
@sentientdessert exactly!
@b4cks4w I love this!
@LiseL I am in the bird camp. Dark arts is more specific, I would think.
@Jezibaba Beavers thought it sounded like water?
@sentientdessert Beavers with a ladder. 😂
@Jezibaba The sequel to "Cows With Guns."
@sentientdessert How have I never seen this before today???
@Jezibaba A lot we have not seen or heard. I am finding new things every week.
I first heard that on Dr Demento.
@sentientdessert I loved Dr Demento as a kid! This missed me so thank you for the intro. 😊
@Jezibaba I wish he were still on broadcast radio.
@sentientdessert @Jezibaba Fat and Docile, Big and Dumb
@Jezibaba The Blair Witch got lazy.
@Redskye572 She sure did.
@Jezibaba Birbs which have done weirder stuff or someone thought their friend was around and doing it to be funny - a car similar to their friends. Or the friend wanted those. So mistaken identity. Birbs or mistaken identity. Honestly they look too neatly aligned for burbs. And the edges are straight like cut not broken.
@yadayadayada I could hear his voice. 😏
@Jezibaba No one else had a voice like his -- one of a kind.
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine
@yadayadayada he was one of a kind.
@Jezibaba I can just imagine someone texting, "Hey Barbara you know that wreath you liked that I made? I put some willow on your car, I'll bring the gold spraypaint and stuff over later." And her being like wut? I'm in Toronto. Lol. Or just people messing with each other at work and mistaken identity.
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine mistaken identity was also a consideration.
Gold spray paint. 😂
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Children Of The Corn
@Usama_Backhair ho boy. Not gonna go there in suburban Maryland. 🤭
@Jezibaba I'd think someone's watched "The Blair Witch Project" too many times...
@LiberalLibrarian They need to step up their weaving game. 😁
@Jezibaba that is REALLY weird.
@Ellomumsy yes it is. Not a clue. 🤔
@Jezibaba It’s not tied in three places so we can rule out a tribute or reminder of Innana/Ishtar
@JGSchaeffer The fact they weren't tied at all made me rule out so much.
@Jezibaba I would take it as a very serious epithet. I’m sorry.
@mikeharmanos that was her first impulse. No need to apologize. I asked for input. 🖤
@Jezibaba Witchcraft!