Judge: Why do you think you cannot get a fair trial in DC, Captain Capslock?
CC: I’ve been intentionally insulting DC and proposing ludicrous actions like federal takeovers, so I can claim they have a reactionary bias against me
#AssWaffle
@Jezibaba someone should tell him that and everything is capitalized, it’s like nothing is capitalized.
@Gambit_1 no, not the emojis! Goddess save us all when he figures them out.
@Jezibaba Jesus, what are we going to do when he discovers emojis?!!