Judge: Why do you think you cannot get a fair trial in DC, Captain Capslock?
CC: I’ve been intentionally insulting DC and proposing ludicrous actions like federal takeovers, so I can claim they have a reactionary bias against me
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@Jezibaba Dickless Donnie will be screaming that this is just political speech as he's being dragged away to pretrial detention.
@MichaelTalon I kinda wanna wrestle you over this. I don't see them detaining him.
@Jezibaba You wanna wrestle me, anyways,luv.🙃 😌
@MichaelTalon Why thank you. 😘
@Jezibaba Your welcome.🖤
@Jezibaba I think he's gonna get a gag order slapped on him and once he defies that he's in the can.
@MichaelTalon you do want to wrestle.
@Jezibaba What can I say? I like discussing things with you, sweetling.
@Jezibaba i don't get all this shit. don't judges routinely issue gag orders? they could easily do so here, hold him in contempt when he pulls this shit, & take away all his platforms.
instead we have to listen to this whinging mewling whiny little titty baby.
@singlemaltgirl i can't wait until it's all hindsight and we see what we're missing.
@Jezibaba someone should tell him that and everything is capitalized, it’s like nothing is capitalized.
@Gambit_1 it's like internet 101 Circa 1995. He's so far behind the times doing stupid shit that most of us had figured out 30 years ago.
@Jezibaba Jesus, what are we going to do when he discovers emojis?!!
@Gambit_1 no, not the emojis! Goddess save us all when he figures them out.
Marc E Elias
At this rate it seems highly unlikely Trump's current TV lawyer actually represents him at trial
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