Judge: Why do you think you cannot get a fair trial in DC, Captain Capslock?
CC: I’ve been intentionally insulting DC and proposing ludicrous actions like federal takeovers, so I can claim they have a reactionary bias against me
#AssWaffle
@Jezibaba Jesus, what are we going to do when he discovers emojis?!!
@Gambit_1 no, not the emojis! Goddess save us all when he figures them out.
@Gambit_1 it's like internet 101 Circa 1995. He's so far behind the times doing stupid shit that most of us had figured out 30 years ago.