"The next pictures you take of me will be of me chewing out your throat."
#Catsofcoso
#Bengals Are evil
#Bengalcat
@netspionage You survived!
For tonight...
@netspionage live to feed the masters another day. Meow
The second they figure out how to work a can opener, it's curtains for me
@netspionage thank Bast for their lack of opposable thumbs
You KNOW polydactyl cats are A Thing, right...?
One they get their shit together...well, that's it for us chimps.
we are *so* lucky pterodactyl cats are not a thing....
@northernbassist confession time! I swear when I first read it I read pterodactyl cats and thought about them flying with great big claws and just got stuck there for a minute until I looked and realized it was polydactyl. So I'm glad to know I'm not alone
LOL 😹
If cats could fly, we wouldn't call them "cats".
We'd call them "Master", "Sir", or "Ma'm" as they'd be the dominant species of life on this planet
@netspionage you mean we aren't doing that already? I think I need to have a chat with my boys.
@northernbassist mine are not related at least not by birth. They are related in their attempts to dominate me. Prince hired Puck to break into my room yesterday and succeeded. I know I'm out-classed and out-matched.
@northernbassist fully aware.
Despite the size disparity, yes, mine are brothers.
Ausar is the 10-12lb-ish MicroCat: his brother is the giant.
@netspionage MicroCat. New word for me
Well, I call his brother a variety of names, like Waddles, Mister McFlabWobble, and - on some occasions - Baron von Bloatenkat 😸
@Jezibaba @netspionage
you might think about appending this discussion into a meeting that they've already called...mine discount my suggestions if I have the audacity to think of them myself. Just sayin'.
Are any of your clowder related?
@netspionage has brothers, and my younger two are also.