"The next pictures you take of me will be of me chewing out your throat."
#Catsofcoso
#Bengals Are evil
#Bengalcat
@netspionage You survived!
For tonight...
@netspionage live to feed the masters another day. Meow
The second they figure out how to work a can opener, it's curtains for me
@netspionage thank Bast for their lack of opposable thumbs
You KNOW polydactyl cats are A Thing, right...?
One they get their shit together...well, that's it for us chimps.
we are *so* lucky pterodactyl cats are not a thing....
@northernbassist confession time! I swear when I first read it I read pterodactyl cats and thought about them flying with great big claws and just got stuck there for a minute until I looked and realized it was polydactyl. So I'm glad to know I'm not alone
@netspionage you mean we aren't doing that already? I think I need to have a chat with my boys.
you might think about appending this discussion into a meeting that they've already called...mine discount my suggestions if I have the audacity to think of them myself. Just sayin'.
Are any of your clowder related?
@netspionage has brothers, and my younger two are also.
@northernbassist mine are not related at least not by birth. They are related in their attempts to dominate me. Prince hired Puck to break into my room yesterday and succeeded. I know I'm out-classed and out-matched.
@northernbassist fully aware.
Despite the size disparity, yes, mine are brothers.
Ausar is the 10-12lb-ish MicroCat: his brother is the giant.
@netspionage MicroCat. New word for me
Well, I call his brother a variety of names, like Waddles, Mister McFlabWobble, and - on some occasions - Baron von Bloatenkat 😸
claws...and the horrendous miaowing from the sky, the pitch climbing as it gets louder and louder...yikes!
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@northernbassist their acrobatics would be second to none. Can you imagine the air battles with things like eagles and falcons? Arial displays of flying murder floofs! Dog fight would have to be renamed cat fight
Don't make me choose between aerial battle cats and Stellar's sea eagles, or harpy eagles...those birds are just incredible...
@Jezibaba @northernbassist
LOL 😹
If cats could fly, we wouldn't call them "cats".
We'd call them "Master", "Sir", or "Ma'm" as they'd be the dominant species of life on this planet