7.5yrOld: “That’s my main reason for not wanting to go to space… I’m worried about farting in the space suit.” 💨 😳 😷
#lifewithlittles #shitmykidsays #lolollie #fartinginspace
Following the evening’s activities, back at home…
5yrOld: Where’s my beverage thingy? (beer koozy)
7yrOld: You’re not old enough to drink beverages.
#shitmykidssay #lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy #lolollie
5yrOld: I’m a skeleton doing opera!
#shitmykidsays #lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy
If the Democratic Party had any sense, they would start accusing Republicans of being child murderers who want to kill children every day. Really go out there the same way that Republicans accuse liberals of eating children. Start directly accusing them. Every NRA Republican should have to continually try to deny that they don't shoot kids at home for sport.
I'm tired of fighting with one hand behind my back.
Take 5 minutes and 6 second out of your day to watch and listen. If you feel nothing, if you finish this video feeling no different, or without a single tear in your eye, and still think that guns should be big, powerful, and available to all en mass, then YOU are the problem.
FULL. FUCKING. STOP.
#stopthekilling #stoptheviolence #voteforsafekids
https://twitter.com/mallorymcmorrow/status/1529923396846460930
Breaking news: according to my 5yrOld, it is now possible to TIE in Tic Tac Toe… #lifewithlittles #tictactoetie
About to do lunch, but first...
This is the shower we will (hopefully) be ordering. It's shown w/ accessories I may or may not be able to get.
Zero-entry with room for a wheelchair, should I need more than my rollator in the future. (Likely with my diagnosis, just being real.) Hoping to make it to $300 raised today.
The price in the pic is just the stall. No accessories. No labor.
Being disabled is expensive. Boosts and encouragement greatly appreciated.
While in line @Target…
4.5yrOld: I want this #Encanto microphone!!
Mommy: That’ll make a lot of noise; you may not be able to use it for long…
4.5yrOld: I REALLY want this one.
Mommy: Your brother will be annoyed.
4.5yrOld: (excited) I KNOW!!! 😳 🤨
#lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy
You guys, I found a documentary on #squirrels and I’m super excited to watch it with the kids 🐿️ #CuriosityStream
Happened recently..
Me: You can’t have the NutriGrain bar.
4.5yrOld girl (full volume shriek): “THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!” (stomps off with the anger of 1,000 suns).
Can’t wait for puberty.
#FridayFotos I'm a photog who likes to storm chase - I had to leave my house to get this one - it was directly over it. Good times!
Me, avoiding awkward cat claws on my chest: “Ah! Arya, I don’t need another nipple pierced!”
7.5yrOld: “HAHAHAHA I DON’T NEED ANOTHER NIPPLE PIERCED!!”
Can’t wait for the call from school.
#lolollie #shitmykidsays #lifewithlittles
My 7yrOld today described something at school using air-quotes when referring to his class.
When I asked him why the air-quotes for “Mrs. X’s class”, he replied, “we had a substitute teacher.”
#lifewithlittles #shitmykidsays #airquotes #lolollie
#HappyMothersDay to all the mommas out there. I hope it was at least a good day for each of you.
So grateful for my wife/the mother of my progeny, and for my own mother(s).
Boston-ish. GenXer 4 bourbon, photography, creativity, humor, & empathy.
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”