jer.am.i
Boston-ish. GenXer 4 bourbon, photography, creativity, humor, & empathy.
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
7.5yrOld: “That’s my main reason for not wanting to go to space… I’m worried about farting in the space suit.” 💨 😳 😷
#lifewithlittles #shitmykidsays #lolollie #fartinginspace
Following the evening’s activities, back at home…
5yrOld: Where’s my beverage thingy? (beer koozy)
7yrOld: You’re not old enough to drink beverages.
#shitmykidssay #lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy #lolollie
Me, avoiding awkward cat claws on my chest: “Ah! Arya, I don’t need another nipple pierced!”
7.5yrOld: “HAHAHAHA I DON’T NEED ANOTHER NIPPLE PIERCED!!”
Can’t wait for the call from school.
#lolollie #shitmykidsays #lifewithlittles
My 7yrOld today described something at school using air-quotes when referring to his class.
When I asked him why the air-quotes for “Mrs. X’s class”, he replied, “we had a substitute teacher.”
#lifewithlittles #shitmykidsays #airquotes #lolollie
jer.am.i
Boston-ish. GenXer 4 bourbon, photography, creativity, humor, & empathy.
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”